Thursday, February 3, 2011

Heart? Appendix? Wurlitzer?

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in your family?"

Mr. Helpful: "My dad is missing an organ. I don't know what it's called."
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Sounds like Mr. Helpful is missing a brain.

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  2. LarsFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    I remember: he had his appendectomy removed.

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  3. Cthulhu SashimiFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    "He just woke up in the motel bathtub, and it was two days later and he had a bunch of stitches across his torso. He doesn't really like to talk about it."

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  4. a.generic docFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    it's probably a Hammond Organ.

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  5. Not HouseFebruary 3, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    "Oh, right, it's his left arm"

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    "But it was delicious pan-seared and served with a butter-lemon-caper sauce."

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Grumpy , stop taking their history on the fly, make them fill out the forms ahead of time, give them more time to screw up their answers.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    His uterus?

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    [Reaching into pocket:] "You're a doctor, maybe you can tell me what this is."

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  10. donnaFebruary 3, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    His dad took the family dog to
    be fixed. The vet took too long
    so he took a nap next to fido. Fido then took his hosp band off
    and put it on his mater's wrist.
    45 minutes later, master distraught
    and fido was licking his balls (which were safe and sound). Mystery solved!

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  11. SmileyFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    I think Cthulhu Sashimi and Anonymous [6:15 PM] are both right....the surgery in the motel was having his uterus removed! That explains the stitches across his midsection, right?!

    WV: asend (as in 'he can't tell his ass end from...)

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    i think mother removed it after i was born.

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  13. EllieFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Twenty bucks says it's a gallbladder. It seems half of the population (myself included) is gallbladder-free.

    Or, you know, his frontal lobe. Which would explain the son.

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  14. Single Female DocFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    My male patients all have their own pet names for their organ. :-P

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  15. RayFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    I think I remember now... it was his Nturn Nal Organ!

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  16. The MotherFebruary 5, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    I vote the brain.

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So wadda you think?