Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Healthy Lifestyle

Miss Tuber: "I try to stay active and keep in shape."

Dr. Grumpy: "How do you do that?"

Miss Tuber: "I watch reality shows on TV."
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18 comments:

  1. Lucky JackFebruary 9, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    Really? Did this make sense to her at all??

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  2. Grumpy, M.D.February 9, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    Yes, somehow.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    I'm in extremely good shape. I watch professional sports.

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  4. WarmSocksFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    I heard of just the opposite situation. Doctor asked if the patient worked out. Patient said no. Doctor raised eyebrows and said that she must do something for exercise. Patient still said no. Doctor eyed patient's build, noted well-defined muscles, flipped back through the chart for bp & pulse, then asked the stay-at-home-mom to describe a typical day. Hauling hay bales to feed animals, training horses, going on trail rides... Didn't have time to "exercise."

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  5. SuFu PhDFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    so does that make me a porn star?

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    American Idle.

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  7. Li'l AzathothFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    "But I watch them on my iPad. Using Apple products automatically makes me cool and creative and physically fit."

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  8. Not HouseFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Durr.

    What a knob.

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  9. terri cFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    If I had to watch reality shows I bet I would burn off SOME calories screaming and hurling heavy objects at the TV.

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  10. Kat's KatsFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    You never know, maybe Miss Tuber only watches reality shows on TV while riding on an exercise bike.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    "Seeing Bruce Jenner on 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' really puts that whole 'physical fitness' business into perspective."

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    "'iCarly' IS a reality show, right?"

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  13. CFebruary 9, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    What do you say to these people? I know people really can be that dense but at some point someone has got to tell them they are full of poo, right?

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    then why am i not a size 2? i watch reality tv too

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  15. pharmacy chickFebruary 9, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    Which is precisely why she is seeing a neuro! LOL Aren't you glad you arent in psychiatry? you'd get the REAL nut cases..

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    You need to read this, Doctor Grumpy!
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/02/110209121653.htm

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  17. ERPFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Maybe she is getting ideas from Snookie.

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  18. The MotherFebruary 12, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    12 ounce bicep curls, followed by triceps lifts off the couch. Sounds like a workout to me.

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So wadda you think?