Thursday, January 6, 2011

Oooo! Tell me more!

This was left on Mary's voicemail during lunch today:

"Hello, this is Cindy Athome. I just got out of the shower, and I'm completely naked, and wet, and dripping on the floor, and I just realized I missed an appointment with Dr. Grumpy this morning. I'd like to reschedule, if someone could call me back. I can't come in right this instant, because I'm not wearing anything, but am going to go get dressed."
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16 comments:

  1. LarsJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    You definitely should call her back.

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  2. Nurse KJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Rawr.

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  3. HeatherJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    That woman is either having a day of complete harassment or Mary should call before the lady's due to leave for the appt. so that she can remind the lady to put on clothes.

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  4. Not HouseJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    This sounds like the lead in to the worst porno ever.

    "Frontal Lobe Fornication" (tagline: yes, he does housecalls)

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Mrs Cindy are you trying to seduce me?

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  6. DorisJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Patients should always call as soon as they realize they've missed an appointment.

    'Course, they should wait until they are dry (and clothed) to avoid the possibility of a nasty electrical shock.

    Unless ECT is prescribed...

    >:p

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Time for a house call.

    C'mon, if you are going to make comments you should at least try and be as entertaining as Grumpster and his patients.

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  8. OMDGJanuary 6, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Maybe if you wait just the right amount of time to call back, she'll be wearing her red crotchless teddy.

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  9. Grumpy, M.D.January 6, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    "I require photographic evidence to waive the no-show fee."

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Dr G said: "I require photographic evidence to waive the no-show fee."

    Think about it, depending on her looks, can your system take the shock? You might go blind!

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  11. Ben SJanuary 6, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    She didn't actually say she was at home..

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  12. middle childJanuary 6, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Hey Doc,..did you just say something about needing pornographic evidence?

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    FIRE!!!!!!!

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    "I require photographic evidence to waive the no-show fee."

    I hope Mrs Grumpy won't stumble upon this comment.

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION. >.<

    Sue

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  16. terri cJanuary 7, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    I say Dr Grumpy FTW. Though I think this lady has either altered mental status from insufficient caffeine or a diagnosis on Axis II.

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So wadda you think?