Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Okey-Dokey

Mr. Acei: "I have terrible back problems."

Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of symptoms do you have?"

Mr. Acei: "My blood pressure goes up."

Dr. Grumpy: "But where does your back hurt?"

Mr. Acei: "My back feels fine."

Dr. Grumpy: "Then why do you say you have back problems?"

Mr. Acei: "What else could make my blood pressure go up?"

14 comments:

  1. you just can't even touch that one

    better to walk away

    =)

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  2. Mr. Acei: "What else could make my blood pressure go up?"

    Dr Grumpy: "Well this conversation seems to do the trick for me."

    Did the patient give any justification to his BP due to back pain theory?

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  3. No, they never do.

    And I really never want to ask. Past experience has told me the answer is usually even more frustrating.

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  4. Um, dealing with patients like YOU all day?

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  5. Top ten list for BP Rise
    Kids--major
    Job--major
    Traffic
    Husband
    Wife
    Economy--Taxes
    Sedentary Life Style
    Relatives
    Unexpected calamity like toilet overflow
    Back Problems


    If you experience three or more episodes immediately get in to see your Doctor.

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  6. Don't you just love treating chiropractors?

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  7. Anon 9:51....I was having a piss-poor, haven't done any Christmas shopping, cat puked on the floor, want to strangle the kids sort of day......and then you made me smile.

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  8. See, I could never just let it go. I'd just have to know what the thought process was behind his conclusion for hypertension. I guess I'm just wired that way, but it would bug me all day wondering what was going on in his head - might even make my blood pressure go up.

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  9. Was he seeing you for back pain? I never know when I read your posts whether they are just so out there because you deal with people who have brain injuries/neural diseases or whether you just live in some bizzaro land.

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  10. I would really, really like to know what he imagines the connection to be. I can understand your reluctance to ask, though. Your appointments probably aren't long enough for a complete remedial course in pathophysiology.

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  11. I have to ask...was this guy a self-referral?

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  12. is workman's compensation now involved? work causes back pain causes hypertension?

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  13. Right. And your big toe controls your heart rate and your penis controls your emotions. Well, actually that last part is probably true.

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So wadda you think?