What better way to spend time with friends than to throw feces at each other?
Of course, real feces are messy and unsanitary. So those of you who enjoy this popular sport now have another option.
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Yes, with Doody-Head you can now throw artificial stool at each other, without having to worry about messy clean up, unpleasant smells, or health code violations. Order yours today!
The only thing worse than the fact that somebody produced and marketed this product, is that somebody will actually buy it.
ReplyDeleteDo you think anyone would actually buy one of these?
ReplyDeleteOh, JOY! The perfect gift. Much better than playing charades.
ReplyDeleteOn the turd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously the idea of one or more Fraternity brothers based on a drinking game. However, their maids refused to clean up after said game no matter how much money was offered to them. This was shocking!! Not only did the brothers have to clean up after themselves but it became obvious that they would have to give their beloved drinking game. ::hand over eyes:head bent in grief::
ReplyDeleteBut wait!! What's this?? One of the legacy brothers has an idea!! He becomes a legend among legends. And thus, the Doody Head Game was born. No, really!!
logenish - the language spoken by those people whose heads appear to be made of wood
give one to each of the kids, and send them to the padded room in the basement. let darwin decide. and happy channukah.
ReplyDeleteFirst plastic trees, and now this? What's next- a plastic Frosty the Shitman?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I might buy this. Best. Joke. Gift. Ever.
ReplyDelete"When a lump of coal in your stocking just isn't enough."
ReplyDeleteAhh, the easy way to determine who the bigger shithead is...
ReplyDeleteWho buys this stuff, really?
ReplyDeleteWhat was on the Grumpy Kids Hanukkah List. My list is always the same......$$$ to pay bills.
Happy Holidays to all!
PS. Anyone want some snow? I have at least 5+ inches I can send your way. I would suggest the East Coast brace yourselves this is heading your way, sorry!
I just ordered one for our "white elephant" gift exchange.
ReplyDeleteA logical sequel to Mad TV's Butthead Family...
ReplyDeleteCome on now, throwing real crap is so much more fun. Just ask any Chimpanzee or drunk, HIV+,psych patient that I have in my ER.
ReplyDeleteYou have Dave Barry ghostwriting for you. Don't lie.
ReplyDeleteBarbara P.
Only THREE doody pies?
ReplyDeleteNot nearly enough for a good fight.
>:p
I have to admit, I think it's pretty funny...excellent gift for the sh*theads on your list.
ReplyDeleteI am tempted to get it for our office White Elephant next year!
Odor yours today!
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