Thursday, December 2, 2010

More gift ideas

You've overdone it at the luau. You had WAY too much pineapple, roast pork, poi, rum, and cheap beer.

And the pork was sitting out far too long when you went back for thirds, and now you've got salmonella. With serious gastrointestinal disturbances of the type not portrayed on dinner plates.

So what should you use while spending a few hours in the bathroom? Not just any old toilet paper, but Luau TP!




Yes, for only $2.99/roll you can have festive luau-themed toilet paper to remind you why you're in this situation in the first place.
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 6:49 AM

    (Long time lurker, first time poster. I <3 your blog, Dr. Grumpy! Anyhow...)

    Do you have a link to this? I have a friend who is not aware that she needs it for Christmas.

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  2. Grumpy, M.D.December 2, 2010 at 6:53 AM

    You can order it here. Also available in wedding and patriotic prints.

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  3. Chain Stitch CrochetDecember 2, 2010 at 7:02 AM

    Very pretty but doesn't look very softy even though it's 2-ply.

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  4. GenDecember 2, 2010 at 7:22 AM

    We have "HO HO HO" TP just for the holidays. Though, it's for decoration only. We tell the kids to leave it alone, in case Santa needs to go potty.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    I hate to think of how many oldsters here in FL are ordering this "cute" tp?

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  6. The MotherDecember 2, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    "ONLY" $2.99 a roll? I'll take ten.

    Does the dye come off on your rear? That could be fun.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 9:34 AM

    This cr ass commercialism really rubs me the wrong way.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    That there's why pig ain't kosher y'all.

    Happy Dreidel spinning

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  9. JonDecember 2, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    That's some of the prettiest moon floss I've ever seen!

    wv - persin - someone who lives a less than exemplary lifestyle.

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  10. R.MayDecember 2, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    I admit it I would buy it. But then I have lawn flamingos for every season. The reindeer-mingos are currently gracing the lawn. My neighbors hate me : )

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  11. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    I thought colored TP was linked to anal cancer?

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  12. Grumpy, M.D.December 2, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    So use your hands, instead.

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  13. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    Use my hands? Certainly not! I'll use plain TP as usual.

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  14. IMQTPIDecember 3, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    I'd been wondering what to get my sister for Christmas! We always try to out-kitsch one another - and yes, she did give me pink plastic flamingos one year! (Ahh, but I gave her a black velvet Elvis painting as a wedding gift!)

    This oughtta do it! THANKS!!!

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  15. terri cDecember 3, 2010 at 1:38 AM

    Well I dunno, it doesn't really scream "luau" at me, but if I spent a night with a GI virus and had to look at it the whole time I would need Behavioral Health treatment. The patriotic one, though... Think I need to do some research!

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  16. AnonymousDecember 3, 2010 at 2:52 AM

    before i saw the legs, i thought the flamingos were skunks. better that way.

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So wadda you think?