Thursday, December 23, 2010

Genetics 101

Dr. Grumpy: "Any illnesses run in your family?"

Mr. Gezundheit: (sneezes, blows nose) "Yeah, I caught this cold from my wife."

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  1. LOL... well it does run in the family....

    C. RN

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  2. ::head:laptop:: Well, that's what you get when you marry cousins!!

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  3. well at least you learned that the STUPID runs in the family. i don't know how the heck you chart that so you'll be warned next time you see one of them - is there a secret medical acronym for "not very smart"?

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  4. LMAO, thats some nasty X-linked recessive s###

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  5. "But I gave her the clap, so it all evens out."

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  6. Why is diarrhoea hereditary? Because it runs in your jeans. Ho Ho Ho.

    Nurse Bukowski

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  7. I will never forget a lecture in my residency when the immunology prof hypothesized that the MHC complex (then HLA, but I'm dating myself, yet again) evolved for the purpose of keeping people in close quarters from passing colds back and forth.

    Those of us who had kids just howled.

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  8. On the outside, I'm groaning at Nurse Bukowski's joke. Because I'm all mature and stuff. But on the inside, I'm laughing like a 10-year-old boy. **snicker**

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So wadda you think?