Monday, December 6, 2010

Another day at the office

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in your family?"

Mr. Cowboy: "My dad was gored by a bull."

Dr. Grumpy: "Anyone have a stroke, or diabetes?"

Mr. Cowboy: "Same bull gored my brother, too."

Dr. Grumpy: "I hope you stay away from him."

Mr. Cowboy: "I ate him."
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17 comments:

  1. MugdhaDecember 6, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    What a perfect vaccine for bull-goring.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 6, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    and check out my leather jacket. unfortunately the gloves wore out long ago.

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  3. Charles Céleste HutchinsDecember 6, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    The bull was clearly acting in self-defense.

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  4. SuFu PhDDecember 6, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    HA! That's funny right there. (Bad Larry the Cable Guy reference)

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  5. The MotherDecember 6, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    I keep thinking about the joke about the guy who walks into a restaurant in Spain after the bull fight...

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  6. AnonymousDecember 6, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Dr. Grumpy - you need to find out what it is about you that attracts these, errhhh, special people.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 6, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    Karma!

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  8. QWERT YUIOPDecember 7, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    Dr. Lumpy?

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  9. PackerDecember 7, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    Hate to be such a Naysayer--Grumpy, but I say this whole story is Bulls%!^.

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  10. staceyDecember 7, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate to ask "What's eating you"? at this juncture...

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  11. ERPDecember 7, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    Did he eat the bull or his brother?

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  12. watercolordaisyDecember 7, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    Good eatin!! lol!

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  13. AnonymousDecember 7, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    I'm with Packer. Bulls make terrible eating. Anyway it is something of an overreaction to kill the bull; why not just have the horns removed? Why wasn't the bull dehorned after it gored the father? My diagnosis is (a) stupid (for not dehorning after the first instance) (2) vindictive (for killing the bull) and (3) a liar because the whole story came from the hole under a bull's tail.

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  14. UnknownDecember 8, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    first,bulls don't make terrible eating, its pretty descent.
    second, if a bull killed my dad and my brother, i wouldn't just de-horn him, i would definitely kill him.
    the eating just adds that special vindictive/crazy/cool factor.
    and third...that definitely sounds like something i would do!
    go cowboy dude!.

    p,s: what did he come from? brain infection due to larve found in bull flesh? now that would be ironic!

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  15. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    You want a recipe for cooking bull meat? You put it in a big pot with an old leather boot. You boil it for four days or until the boot leather is soft. Then you throw out the bull meat and eat the boot.

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  16. Doctor BlondieDecember 8, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    Sounds like effective prevention to me.

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  17. ShrinkingDocDecember 10, 2010 at 8:41 AM

    At least he's smarter than his father and brother!

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So wadda you think?