Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of work did you used to do?"
Mr. Tympanic "What?"
Dr. Grumpy: "What Kind Of Work Did You Used To Do?"
Mr. Tympanic (looks at wife) "What did he say?"
Lady Tympanic: "HE ASKED YOU WHAT KIND OF WORK YOU USED TO DO!!!"
Mr. Tympanic: "Oh, I tested explosives."
Edgar Montrose on "The Red Green Show" comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteGlad I'm not Mrs. Tympanic. That would drive me nuts.
And he sees you for tinnitus?
ReplyDeleteHearing aid, I won't hear of it.
ReplyDeleteBut along same line, I was doing work around the house and being in a hurry failed to put on earmuff protectors and one shot with the powder activated tool and blam, got the rattle in the ear that won't quit. Be careful out there.
He really can hear-he just pretends he can't.
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help!
LOL
Umm... Yeah, I bet he did!!! And had a long career too. Is he missing any digits?
ReplyDeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteAn acquaintance that worked in coal mines daily (TNT) used to get massive headaches on the days off.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteboom boom!
ReplyDeleteor rather
BOOM BOOM!
Hmm... this sounds suspiciously like my Father in law... LOL
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought this was my 90 year old dad but his reply would have been, "Torpedoes" He's got to be be of the last Pearl Harbor vets around.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't Lady Tympanic have answered the question for him?
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