Monday, October 4, 2010

Sorry, dude

I hear some great excuses, and Mrs. Grumpy hears more. Some are less believable than others.

But, look dude, if you're in a car by yourself, AND the cops find a bag of cocaine crammed in your butt, it's really not going to fly to claim it ain't yours.

Like this guy.

I'd like to thank my reader Lee for submitting this.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    Maybe this is the next new trend? Firstly coffee enemas, next thing ya know...

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    Maybe he sat on it.

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  3. watercolordaisyOctober 4, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    ha! His "friend" left it there.... yeah that's it!

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  4. McDuckgaVetOctober 4, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    Must have been crack cocaine.

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  5. Cthulhu SashimiOctober 4, 2010 at 11:49 PM

    And that's why they call it crack cocaine.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 5, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    Disclaiming any responsibility for whatever may be stuffed down (up?) ones butt crack is a new paradigm in denial.

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  7. The MotherOctober 5, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    I've been reading too much sex history. I'm starting to come up with plausible scenarios...

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  8. AnonymousOctober 5, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    I'm actually left wondering why the cops decided to look there in the first place - that's not really a part of a normal patdown, as I understand it.

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  9. pharmacy chickOctober 5, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    "honest officer, I have no idea how this bag of coke but shoved up my butt, but I sure was wondering why I was so itchy...thanks for finding it..I wonder how it got there>>"

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  10. KylaOctober 5, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    Do you watch The Office? It reminds me of the episode where Dwight is interrogating people about drugs and asks Oscar, "Have you ever pooped balloons?"

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So wadda you think?