Monday, October 25, 2010

Drug rep moments

Rikki Drugrep: "Doctors, Nopain is the only non-sedating, non-effective, treatment for these patients."

(Dr. Pissy starts snickering)

Rikki Drugrep: "I'm sorry, I meant non-sedating and non-addictive, treatment."

12 comments:

  1. Way to believe in your product, Rikki.

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  2. Same thing, isn't it? Isn't it impossible to separate the addictive properties of opiates from the effective ones? Or was it not an opiate?

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  3. Hmmmm. Freudian, perhaps?

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  4. Aaaah yes, the old tic-tac placebo......why didn't I think of that.....

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  5. I'm betting there are LOADS of non-effective, non-sedating therapies. Lots of which are being touted on the internet right now!

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  6. 'Fess up Dr. Grumpy. It was really you that started snickering, wasn't it. :-)

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  7. Rikki was probably right the first time....

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  8. While it probably is non-sedating and non-effective, I'm sure there are a lot more treatments that are both of those.

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  9. Somebody actually listens to those nitwits?

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  10. A friend who raised money for Relay For Life said she would dye her hair pink and cut it into a mohawk if she raised $10K. This woman is a teacher and well known. The "shearing" took place on live tv, and when she was interviewed she said "I agreed to go for a ho-hawk...." She has yet to live that one down. Needless to say thousands of people in the area heard this slip up!

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  11. Nothing like sampling your own wares before your presentation, Rikki!

    WV: orudef, an old brand-name NSAID

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So wadda you think?