Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Yes, I have kids

I have a patient who always starts his sentences with a long "Ohhhhhh..."

Like this:

Dr. Grumpy: "How many physical therapy sessions have you had?"

Mr. Star: "Ohhhhh... maybe 5 or 6."


And I have to say, when he does the "Ohhhhhhh..." thing, it's REALLY hard not to yell "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

26 comments:

  1. Haha! Yes, I can see myself having the same problem.

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  2. Are you sure it's a man? 'Cuz that sounds just like my mom!

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  3. SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS! Thanks for sticking that tune in my head.

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  4. I think that spongebob has become an archetype of our culture-sad as it is....

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  5. SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS!

    Absorbant and yellow and porous is he ....

    xx
    Jaxs

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  6. We have a local talk radio show that in the morning does interviews with downtown idiots. And they asked people the question "who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?" Pretty much everyone responded that they didn't know. Then they would ask "who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?" And over and over again they got a big "SPONGE BOB."

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  7. Now the Sponge Bob theme has replaced the theme from The Office in my brain. I'm not yet sure which one is more painful...

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  8. Do it Dr. G. I dare you. (Ditto CWV:))

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  9. I give up. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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  10. Mine missed that one. But I can name all four Ninja Turtles (and the actors who played them in the movies).

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  11. My kids watch obsessively.

    I know more about Spongebob than I EVER wanted to know...

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  12. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he........

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  13. I hate spongebob. but that made me laugh.

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  14. "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea" ... No one now, thanks to BP!!

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  15. Thanks for the huge laugh. I needed that today.

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  16. Well, it's stuck in my head now. Great.

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  17. once again... I'm glad I have no children... lol

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  18. If neurological nonsense be something ye wish...

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  19. And why have you NOT done this?

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  20. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

    And for putting that in my head, I toss back at you:

    Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?...



    -Lesley

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  21. Timmy is an average kid, that noone understands....

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  22. Sorry, Scooby Doo is not strong enough to drown out the SPONGBOB SQAREPANTS,!!!! Going through my head....still.

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  23. Oh no! I have a kiddo about the age to appreciate that show, but I don't let him watch TV (much) so he knows nothing about it, save for some marketing items and toys we see here and there. I actually had to find this on YouTube to hear what you were talking about. Great. Now I have TWO songs stuck in my head!! (Sponge Bob and Scooby Doo)

    I guess I will have to go to unhearit.com and hope I don't get the Macarena again!

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  24. I had to kick myself just now not to yell out (in my office) SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Sad, just sad. And after reading the comments I have a weird theme song montage of Scooby Doo and Spongebob going on in my head. Thanks!

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So wadda you think?