A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Hey! A post right up my alley!C-sections were invented in the primordial ooze. They just didn't produce living women until the 1870s. So, she was off by a century. Obviously just a tad addled. Like so many of your patients.
The stork must have brought them.
No - found under the gooseberry bush...
Back then they did B sections. A sections were outdated by then.
Do all doctors have such "special" patients or is Dr. Grumpy especially blessed with such entertaining folks?
Moose wins the thread. :-)
I'm waiting for the D-sections... -.-
My father was delivered by C-section in 1947. Yeah, they didn't have them in the 1970s.
Then, in 1981, they rewrote "Macbeth" and introduced a new character called "Macduff." This later inspired George Lucas.
oh my gosh ... maybe it was in a 3rd world country by midwife only and there were no c sections offeredlet's give her a breakoh, yea, she's dr grumpy's patient, so she's driving him nuts now
Am I the only one who thinks it strange that this woman thinks c-sections are less complicated than natural childbirth?Who cares that she doesn't know when they were invented.
What would Caesar's mother have done?
render unto caesar that which is caesars. hail caesar.
So wadda you think?
Hey! A post right up my alley!
ReplyDeleteC-sections were invented in the primordial ooze. They just didn't produce living women until the 1870s.
So, she was off by a century. Obviously just a tad addled. Like so many of your patients.
The stork must have brought them.
ReplyDeleteNo - found under the gooseberry bush...
ReplyDeleteBack then they did B sections. A sections were outdated by then.
ReplyDeleteDo all doctors have such "special" patients or is Dr. Grumpy especially blessed with such entertaining folks?
ReplyDeleteMoose wins the thread. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the D-sections... -.-
ReplyDeleteMy father was delivered by C-section in 1947. Yeah, they didn't have them in the 1970s.
ReplyDeleteThen, in 1981, they rewrote "Macbeth" and introduced a new character called "Macduff." This later inspired George Lucas.
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh ... maybe it was in a 3rd world country by midwife only and there were no c sections offered
ReplyDeletelet's give her a break
oh, yea, she's dr grumpy's patient, so she's driving him nuts now
Am I the only one who thinks it strange that this woman thinks c-sections are less complicated than natural childbirth?
ReplyDeleteWho cares that she doesn't know when they were invented.
What would Caesar's mother have done?
ReplyDeleterender unto caesar that which is caesars. hail caesar.
ReplyDelete