Sunday, September 12, 2010

Boob job

I got dragged in to the hospital today to see a patient, and was walking by the cafeteria.

The sign in front listed today's special as:

"Italian style roasted breasts, with rice."

14 comments:

  1. I had a double mastectomy last week, and was wondering what they did with them.

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  2. Did it list a cup size? That would be good to know.

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  3. Do they stuff those things with rice now? Used to be silicone. I guess all those reports of toxicity have taken their toll.

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  4. Boobies! What? It makes my 12yo daughter laugh.

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  5. Well you hate to see 'em go to waste...

    Pearl

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  6. I'm glad they weren't just plain old baked breasts with absolutely no special treatment. Who knows what they would have listed then!

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  7. I'm sure the rice made them extra special.

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  8. I pictured a pair of very tan boobs wrapped in extraneous fiberglass and neon, with way too many after market accessories.

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  9. Sounds good - but I'd skip the rice.

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  10. Italian style?

    So, were they a la Sophia Loren or a la Gina Lollobrigida?

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  11. Italian style? How does that compare with, say German style, or dare I say, the American (Janet Jackson) style?

    Better value that Asian, but less spicy? The mind boggles.

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  12. I was the local Indian grocery, where they had imported mixes (from India) for making their version of Chop Suey; it was called 'Tit-Bits.' (ouch)

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So wadda you think?