Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Heard in the elevator

At the end of another exciting office day I got into the elevator. I barely noticed the young woman in there until she began talking on her cell phone.

"Hi, honey. Yeah, he says he can make them bigger. Umm, I don't know. How big do you think?"
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14 comments:

  1. OMDGJune 23, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    At least it was "them" and not "it."

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  2. JulieJune 23, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    well at least she didn't ask your opinion :)

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  3. Gloria PJune 23, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    If she has to have enhancement it's only fair that he do the same.

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  4. mcJune 23, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    dude, stop having nasty thoughts. She might have been talking about renovations to her kitchen or something.

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  5. pamJune 23, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Hee hee . . .giggle giggle . . . Bwahahahaha . . .snort snort . . . whew! Thanks Dr. Grumpy.

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  6. AnonymousJune 23, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    Double D's, definitely.
    Minny

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  7. The ObserverJune 23, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    Snort snicker snort yup

    Good thing I wasn't attempting to swallow a beverage when I read this.

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  8. A Doc 2 BeJune 23, 2010 at 11:54 PM

    To: the observer

    diet coke on the keyboard issue???

    I have that reading here all the time!

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  9. AnonymousJune 24, 2010 at 4:27 AM

    most clothing and swimwear is designed for a large b to small c cup

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  10. AnonymousJune 24, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    Anon 3:27, it sure is. :)

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  11. The ObserverJune 24, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    @ A Doc 2 Be:
    Usually Pepsi, iced tea or water, as I am intolerant of Nutrasweet...

    I swear, I try to be careful. Hard on the computer, and risky for aspiration pneumonia too!

    O Dr. Grumpy...your stories are soo funny!

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  12. ERPJune 24, 2010 at 10:54 PM

    You should have asked to provide your expert opinion.

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  13. AnonymousJune 28, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    offered to provide. and billed her.

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  14. yamsJuly 9, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    perhaps you would have noticed her if she'd had a bigger rack ;)

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So wadda you think?