Monday, May 10, 2010

So you came here instead

Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you, sir?"

Mr. Orchid: "My balls hurt. And my di..., um, penis, does, too."

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you seen a urologist?"

Mr. Orchid: "No. My internist told me to, but I was too embarrassed to call one. So I thought I'd start here."
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21 comments:

  1. The MotherMay 10, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    You ARE multitalented.

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  2. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    maybe you should refer him to this expert from May 5th http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/2010/05/does-he-take-your-insurance.html

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  3. terri cMay 10, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Four syllables... Sounds like...

    Wv: fonad--instead of gonad?

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  4. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    NEUR-ologist, UR-ologist, well at least they sound alike even if they deal with opposite ends of the body...

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  5. mcduckvetMay 10, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    Well, we all know where a guy's brains really live,....

    WV - Scrate.
    Is that what happens to your knee when you fall down while skating>

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  6. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    HA HA HA! LMAO! Send him to the guy who advertises on the baseball park's urinals or the one who runs March Madness vasectomy specials.

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  7. MooseMay 10, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    LUCKY YOU!!

    Refer him to a Urologist then you can say, "I didn't do dick today."

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  8. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Most men's brains ARE in their dicks anyway, right??

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  9. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    Was he practicing telling someone his balls and di--penis hurt?

    Wv: damiti As in, "Damn it, I knew I should have have stayed in bed today."

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  10. bobbieMay 10, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Appropriate... they say a man's brains are in his di...,penis...

    JK!

    Oh, lordy!! WV is proturp!!!

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  11. Li'l AzathothMay 10, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    "Then next week, I'm seeing the otolaryngologist, then the week after that I'm seeing the cardiologist, then the week after that I'm seeing the gastroenterologist..."

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  12. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    So, what did you do? Examine him or send him elsewhere?

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  13. pharmacy chickMay 10, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    was it HARD for him to COME see you?

    ok that was bad.....

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  14. ERPMay 10, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    don't tell me you ordered an MR of his wang?

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  15. OMDGMay 10, 2010 at 9:11 PM

    Well, they do rhyme, Must be the same thing, right?

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  16. UnknownMay 10, 2010 at 11:09 PM

    Well it sounds like the internist told him to go see ANY UROLOGIST and the patient took that to be N E UROLOGIST.

    Yeah, 3 years into biology for medicine and that's the best I can do.

    :-p

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  17. AnonymousMay 11, 2010 at 1:25 AM

    Perhaps when Mary booked the appointment, pt wanted his "head" examined. Seems only logical

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  18. ER's MomMay 11, 2010 at 5:35 AM

    So did you pull Dr Pissy into the room? You two, after all, are a one-stop shop.
    ;)

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  19. Grumpy, M.D.May 11, 2010 at 6:40 AM

    Dr. Pissy isn't a urologist. The name just fits him.

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  20. AnonymousMay 11, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    You are a "head" doctor....

    Sallie

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  21. UnknownMay 12, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    u should have given him a barium enema in his ureter opening.

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So wadda you think?