"This all started at the local golf tournament. I'd forgotten my own set of clubs, and so when we got to the tee I had to use my husband's, and was angry that I'd left mine at home. Anyway, with everyone watching, I yanked out my husband's club and began waving it around, just as a joke. I think I hurt my hand because of the way I was holding it."
Hey, at least she's honest. Once I cut my scalp open because I tripped on one of my shoes. See, after I tripped on it, I got really mad and picked it up to throw it across the room. As I was throwing it, I hit my head with the pointy corner on the heel, ripping my scalp open. Not one of my finer moments.
ReplyDeleteAnd also, scalps bleed a lot.
psychosomatic pain from not liking her husbands "club"?
ReplyDeleteNo, she hurt her wrist, likely a sprain.
ReplyDeleteMore just the vaguely obscene nature of her narrative that (almost) made me giggle.
But you should have seen how her husband looked after the incident.
ReplyDeletewhat a crock!
ReplyDeleteall golf tournament rules state u have to use your own clubs, not someone elses.
but makes a good story anyway.
it went from putter to driver. how nice that she has a name for it. and in front of everyone...
ReplyDeletei got it Dr Grumpy ... what does that say your your mind & mine???
ReplyDeleteDid she have to borrow his balls, too?
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