Monday, April 26, 2010

Sympathy

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your stress level been?"

Miss Accountant: "Horrible. The bitch I work with had a heart attack and died during the last week of tax season. So I had to do all the work myself."
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13 comments:

  1. instant studentApril 26, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    Wow, how selfish.
    She really could have waited til after 4/15.

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  2. OMDGApril 26, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Wow. Some people just have no consideration of other peoples' time, do they.

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  3. Suburban PrincessApril 26, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    I just read your post on nurses...omg I am shocked at how nurses are treated at times! I am so grateful for what nurses did for me when my son was born (heck it was a nurse who did cpr on him!!!) that I take chocolates to them every year on his birthday!

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  4. NancyApril 26, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    Bwahahahaha!

    That's about right for accountants at tax time. My friend's life revolved around forms and numbers and she was so stressed about getting it all done with no help to be had.

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  5. AnonymousApril 26, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Life's a bitch and then a bitch calls you one.

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  6. UnknownApril 26, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    That sucks.

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  7. PhatheadApril 26, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    In a somewhat related note, our head accountant retired three weeks before the end of tax season.

    As she put it, "Let the SOBs do it with out me for a change" hehe

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  8. Night of the Living (dead) AccountantsApril 26, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    The nerve of that (deceased) bitch!
    And right at crunch time!
    Don't these corpses have any respect or consideration for other people's needs?

    I am just disgusted (not to mention amused by this post).

    Yeah, kick the dead when they're down.

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  9. JimAtTheRezApril 26, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    Uhhh, can we say "planet Miss accountant?" Talking about thinking the world revolves around you....wow!

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  10. Cthulhu SashimiApril 27, 2010 at 12:59 AM

    "Plus, I claimed her as a dependent, a business expense, a capital loss, and an itemized deduction."

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  11. Mark In MayenneApril 27, 2010 at 3:51 AM

    One imagines that the stress levels might drop over time, with the appointment of a non-bitch replacement.

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  12. UnknownApril 27, 2010 at 8:17 AM

    There's never a good accounting zombie around when you need one.

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  13. The Good CookApril 27, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    I guess she didn't get the memo, "There will be no calling in sick or dead during tax season". I hope they fired her a$$.

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So wadda you think?