Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Mary, come shoot me. Now.

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Mr. Skin: "Yeah, that one that gives me a rash."

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you know what it's called?"

Mr. Skin: "No, but I'm not taking it anymore."

Dr. Grumpy: "What medication are you taking now?"

Mr. Skin: "The one that doesn't give me a rash."
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14 comments:

  1. DorisApril 27, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    Picky picky picky...

    >:p

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  2. The Rotating InternApril 27, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    Because clearly there's only one medication out there that will give you a rash :)

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  3. soulful sepulcherApril 27, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    Don't make such a rash decision, Doc! LOL

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  4. AnonymousApril 27, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    You know, it's starts with a P or maybe it's an A. The one that started with a K made me kind of loopy whenever I would tie one on, so I had to get off that one, too.

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  5. Karen WApril 27, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    Shower scrubbing bubbles probably gives him a rash! HAH!

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  6. Kimbra KaschApril 27, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Progress...

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  7. The Good CookApril 27, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    Duh... the one that doesn't give him a rash... are you sure you went to medical school?

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  8. Kat's KatsApril 27, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    I got it from the pharmacy were the pharmacist wear the blue smocks and not the pharmacy that I usually use where they wear white coats but sometimes I use the one in the hospital but I don't like the fact that they wear scrubs under white coats. It doesn't look professional to me and it's very confusing. Oh wait... I might have gotten it at another pharmacy altogether...

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  9. Pharmd BikerApril 27, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    Here at the pharmacy we only sell/stock 2 types of medications- one for rash, and the other no rash.....

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  10. AnonymousApril 27, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    rash from lamotrigine, not-rash from not-lamotrigine? Either way, prescribe exeroph, my verification word.

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  11. ClaudeApril 28, 2010 at 12:52 AM

    When you hear that, do you feel itchy?

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  12. UnknownApril 28, 2010 at 1:14 AM

    Must be the blue one.

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  13. AnonymousApril 28, 2010 at 4:32 AM

    I am not taking the medication you did not prescribe that does not prevent me from giving you a headache whenever I don't visit your surgery?
    My key word is chiatic! LOL!
    Could not be more deranged!

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  14. AlbinoblackbearApril 28, 2010 at 7:27 AM

    Logical? Yes.

    Irritating? Yes.

    My favorite was when a patient came into the ED and told me that they are 'deathly' allergic to a drug that started with 'b'.

    I asked him if he had it written down in his wallet or something, he said that he kept it tacked on his fridge. Then asked me to start naming 'b' drugs.


    *facepalm*

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So wadda you think?