Saturday, April 10, 2010

Is she a cat?

I'm on call, and reading another doctor's dictation:

"Family history: depression. The patient's mother committed suicide several times."

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  1. Nice trick if you can do it!

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  2. You might attempt it several times but you only commit it once. Attention to detail!

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  3. I laughed...out loud. Does that mean I'm going to hell?

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  4. Always with Acme products.

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  5. Just one more benefit of human cloning technology.

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  6. But she kept forgetting to drive a stake through her heart.

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  7. She has really good health insurance.

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  8. The trick is to get the timing JUST right...

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  9. But her SAT scores were never high enough to get her into the afterlife.

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  10. "At least, that's what the patient told the jury."

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  11. "So far, the patient has only committed suicide twice."

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  12. A little bit of me dies with each bit of stupidity...

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  13. Rasputin's granddaughter, apparently

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  14. I burst out laughing and read this to my husband. He responded, "Either she was very good at it or very bad at it."

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So wadda you think?