Thursday, April 22, 2010

Great office moments

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any problems having an erection?"

Mr. Backtrauma: "Uh... I'm not sure, I..."

Girlfriend Backtrauma: "You ass!" (kicks him) "No, you haven't! I just went down on you last night! Doesn't it fucking mean anything to you when I do that? You sure forgot pretty fucking quickly!!!"

And she stomped out.
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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 22, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    Now I know you're in California where everyone's the star of their own (sur)reality show, lol

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  2. Kim WomblesApril 22, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    I do believe I'd be chuckling the rest of the day. :-) --okay not if I were the girlfriend or the guy, but if I were you, I would.

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  3. DorisApril 22, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    That's a big "no" there, Dr. Grumpy.

    BWAHahahahahahaha!

    Word verification: plenswfm...a new category for personals ads?

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  4. AnonymousApril 22, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    That doesn't mean there aren't problems... Things are easier when there's suction available from an opening like a mouth.

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  5. Cthulhu SashimiApril 22, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    That's why it's always important to keep track of which of your girlfriends does what to you and when, so you can avoid awkward situations like this one. I suggest a good password-protected database app on your cell phone.

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  6. AlbinoblackbearApril 22, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    Boundaries people, boundaries.

    Did she think you were asking him, using secret man-code, if she ever goes gives him BJ's???

    HEY! I thought you tossed the congratulations banner??? Or am I really the lucky winner of a new 3G phone??

    wv: "hifor"--what you get instead of a high five for winning a 3G phone.

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  7. ndenunzApril 22, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    And on top of that he's probably using the fact that he is a victim of back trauma to justify getting the bj.


    wv: horsupe -- too funny

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  8. AnonymousApril 22, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    "Maybe that explains why I saw tooth marks on the bedpost when I woke up this morning."

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  9. SusanApril 22, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    2 things come to mind....

    He didn't understand what you were asking, maybe if you said "boner" or "hard on" he would have gotten it!

    Sounds like they could use some couple counseling...

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  10. CelesteApril 22, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    I'm pretty sure the menu just got shorter at Casa de Backtrauma.

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  11. AnonymousApril 22, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    soon to be mr. headtrauma. but did you get her cell number?

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  12. LipstickApril 22, 2010 at 11:29 PM

    Whoa!!!!! That is hilarious! So what did you and Mr. Backtrauma do then?

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  13. The Rotating InternApril 23, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    Why was the girlfriend even in the exam room with him in the first place?

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  14. Rogue MedicApril 23, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    Why, she's straight out of a Jane Austen novel. Not Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. My mother would love her. ;-)

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  15. The Good CookApril 23, 2010 at 8:01 AM

    What a class act.

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So wadda you think?