"Hey, someone told me to call and make an appointment? My friend Sandy said I should see Dr. Grumpy for the problem I'm having. Also, when you call back, could you please let me know what kind of doctor you are? Because if you're a psychiatrist I'm gonna beat the crap out of Sandy."
No, but you do see a number of possible psych patients. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteDoes Sandy possess the medical knowledge of "This-type-of problem-requires-this-type-of-specialist?"
Was Dr Freud Grumpy?
ReplyDeleteYikes!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least we know Sandy is safe :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess you know what the stakes are. Be careful if you discover the patient really NEEDS a psychiatrist! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteBetter bring your sword to the appointment, just in case.
ReplyDelete"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed Sandy and then take him for his walk."
ReplyDeleteIf you don't have one, you may borrow one of mine.
ReplyDeleteWould it be mean to tell him you're a psychiatrist, just for fun? And to bring Sandy to the appointment?
ReplyDelete-E
lmao, I love sandy...
ReplyDeleteUmm, Tarasoff rule???
ReplyDeleteLove your blog, keeps me in stitches!