Friday, February 5, 2010

Quotable patients

"I was dizzy, but the pills made me undizzy, and I've been undizzy since."
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12 comments:

  1. AlbinoblackbearFebruary 5, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Another satisfied customer then! :)

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  2. TheresaFebruary 5, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    I prefer pills that make me dizzy. Haha!!

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  3. The Tramiest ManFebruary 5, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    So now they're making pharmaceutical ads with Mason Reese?

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  4. DragonflyFebruary 5, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Undizzy is good.

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  5. Doctor DFebruary 5, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    Good to see this patient has a solid grasp on the goals of therapy.

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  6. w8ng2retireRPHFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    and i'll be an idiot forevermore

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  7. kath8562February 5, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    Tramiest- I think you meant Jackie Mason (grin)-Mason Reese was a very round child actor in the late 60's/early 70's.

    (oh my....the verification is oickyalt- it sounds yiddish!)

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  8. SamFebruary 6, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    ha ha - I like undizzy!

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  9. The Tramiest ManFebruary 6, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    kath8562- No, I meant Mason Reese. The "It tastes like a borgasmord" kid from all those early 70s commercials for Underwood Deviled Ham and Dunkin Donut Munchkins and Thick and Frosty Shakes and other such khazerai. Specifically, I'm imagining a TV commercial for pharmaceuticals, where a cute gnome-like little kid with a high voice and a slight lisp says something adorable like "These pills make me feel undizzy" while the crawl text mentions all the potential side effects. "So ask youw doctow if hewoin is wight fow you!!!"

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  10. Nurse KFebruary 6, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Excellent example of Orwellian Newspeak.

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  11. The RPhFebruary 6, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    We had a good patient quote in the pharmacy today...."Will the vasoline I put on my lips as chapstick make me test positive for Meth on my drug test?" Asked with a straight face, and hopefulness....

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  12. MorrisFebruary 7, 2010 at 5:07 AM

    Nope, you're just as dizzy as ever..

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So wadda you think?