Monday, February 15, 2010

Paging Sue, in Michigan

Discussing a lady found comatose at home.

Dr. Grumpy: "Does she have any family?"

Social worker: "Nothing. No kids, siblings, anything. Not even friends we can find. Her landlord says she once mentioned a 2nd or 3rd cousin in Michigan."

Dr. Grumpy: "Do we have a name?"

Social worker: "Thought the first name is Sue. That's all he knows."

Dr. Grumpy: "Well, that definitely narrows it down."

10 comments:

  1. Time to call in the state

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  2. Oh dear. I suppose that means that Sue always paid cash for rent? Either that or her landlord has a sieve for a brain. Poor Sue. To be in such a situation that no one remembers your full name. Bless her.

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  3. I think that is every woman's greatest fear... to someday be no one to anyone.

    I hope they find someone for her.

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  4. That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

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  5. Perhaps the docs, if Mrs. Coma is terminal, can sign her into a good hospice so she can be loved and made comfortable until the end. Souns lonely but some do prefer it that way.

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  6. Well, right now we're trying to find Sue in Michigan.

    Shouldn't be too hard, how many can there be? 4, maybe 5 max?

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  7. Well, as you know, all the Jews know each other, so maybe all the Sues know each other too!

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  8. A sad example of how important our social connections are. Friends can be every bit as important as family.

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  9. Yes, very sad indeed. I hope somebody can find something in her home connecting her to her relatives.

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So wadda you think?