Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Afternoon rounds

Dr. Grumpy: "Does anyone else in your family have a tremor?"

Mr. Pointless: "Nope. But my mom choked to death on fried scallops."

18 comments:

  1. Maybe the tremor caused the choking or the choking caused the tremor

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  2. The lights are on but there's still a lot of room in the nosebleed seats.

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  3. Dr. Grumpy, I really "heart" your blog!!!

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  4. Lima beans are green. Did you know aardvarks are the same as anteaters? I have to go sweep the den now.

    Hi. My name is Moose, and I'm a member of the North American Non-Sequitur Society. Our motto is: We May Not Meet Regularly, But Pizza Is Tasty.

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  5. Wow, thanks for that random tidbit of useless information that I didn't ask for! I feel so much better now!

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  6. Like Arte Johnson used to say, "Very interesting."

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  7. so I'm dying laughing at Moose's comment!

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  8. Maybe choking on fried scallops is a hereditary condition :|

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  9. I agree, we need to encourage Moose to post regularly!

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  10. Here's the logic:

    tremor....shake...Shake and Bake....baked not fried...fried....fried scallops....Mom choked on fried scallops.

    I'm surprised none of you make the connection.

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  11. That may just replace "some people juggle geese" as my favorite non-sequitor. At least for a little while

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  12. To Moose:
    I cant help but imagine the pledge hazing that occurs at the North American Non-Sequitur Society.

    Member: "Give me an example of a non-sequitur"

    Pledge: matters little what they say...

    Member "That is not a good answer, you replied with a non-sequitur and since it is relevant to the question cannot be a non-sequitur"

    Rinse and repeat...

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  13. I heart Moose!

    Currently our favorite non sequitur is "But there is a giraffe in the garden."

    Moose, is the next meeting Tuesday or Denmark?

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  14. How do you pronounce non sequitur? I never took French...

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  15. My late father had Familial Tremons.

    verification is solusha.

    RSDS

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  16. Thank you Mr. Pointless for some very detailed family history.

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So wadda you think?