From a fax on my machine this morning:
"Our company is looking for males over age 25 who do their own shopping. We're doing a very exciting market research study on the following topic:
PACKAGED SALAD
We think you'll find the discussion to be exciting and enjoyable, and will reimburse you for your time. Please contact us today, as spots will go fast!"
Do tomatoes count?
ReplyDeletePlease go and give us every scintillating detail!
>:p
Is salad dressing included?
ReplyDeletePaedsnurse- NO! It's naked salad. That's what makes it so exciting!
ReplyDeleteNaked salad!!!! Dressing...you guys are too much!
ReplyDeleteDo they Toss your salad?
ReplyDeleteIf might actually make it more interesting.
I'm trying to figure out if Ed Adams was talking dirty or not. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteMr. Adams, you want to field that question?
ReplyDeleteGuess that depends on your definition of a Tossed Salad.
ReplyDeleteHow the heck are they going to make marketing salad to over 25 males who do the shopping excitng? Heck, I can't get my over 25 hubby to even eat salad, let alone do the shopping.
ReplyDelete(LMAO at the dressed and nekkid comments)
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! I want a part of that action!!!! I've never been so excited about ***ANYTHING*** in my life! I mean, WOW!!!! IT IS SALAD! and it is PACKAGED! Holycrapholycrapholycrapholycrap Please can I be part of this!?!!?!!??
ReplyDeleteAnd Mr. Adams - That's a *BAD* Mr Adams ... you need your hand slapped!