The problem is - even moreso than the kit itself - is that a 32 page instruction manual is included. We all know that men don't read instructions. LOL. Merry Christmukuh Dr. Grumpy! Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday and a Happy New Year!
For $9.95 you could buy a new three-pack of Izod cotton boxers at Sam's. Or, am I thinking like a silly broad again instead of a man who would attack the problem with duct tape? But wait, I have just one equation I'd like to put on the record: duct tape + short 'n curlies = howling mass of shrieking man-boy. NOW who's the silly broad?
You buy new underwear versus trying to repair what you already own? What a waste of resources! People like you are what's wrong with America these days.
I wish you had posted this two weeks ago, in time for it to arrive for my hubby for Christmas!
He insists on wearing his undies until they're just falling apart...he likes the softness of the worn material.
Anonymous: you could buy three new pair for the price of the kit....but hopefully the kit will fix more than three, therefore making it the economical choice!
Underwear is still a sore subject in this house. Years ago (more than 25) when my husband refused to put down the toilet seat and my ass hit ice cold water at 3 am, I sewed the fly shut on every pair of underwear he owned. Unknowingly he got up, got ready and went to work. He was a uniformed police officer and wore 40 pounds of addition gear on his uniform. When he stopped at a restroom to take a pee he found his fly had been sewed shut. He had to take everything off and sit down like a little girl. It maybe caused the biggest fight of our 37 years of marriage but he NEVER left the toilet seat up again either.
Forget the duct tape folks: "safety pins" being anywhere near the anatomy of your procreational (hence some of the most sensitive) parts is what made me squeal. Someone please explain just WTF you'd need "White Out" for (unless it's to use an an inhalant just in case that safety pin wasn't so safe...)?
The problem is - even moreso than the kit itself - is that a 32 page instruction manual is included. We all know that men don't read instructions. LOL. Merry Christmukuh Dr. Grumpy! Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday and a Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteFor $9.95 you could buy a new three-pack of Izod cotton boxers at Sam's. Or, am I thinking like a silly broad again instead of a man who would attack the problem with duct tape? But wait, I have just one equation I'd like to put on the record: duct tape + short 'n curlies = howling mass of shrieking man-boy. NOW who's the silly broad?
ReplyDeleteYou buy new underwear versus trying to repair what you already own? What a waste of resources! People like you are what's wrong with America these days.
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering what to get hubby for Christmas. Thanks for the tip, Dr G! No more waste from unnecessarily throwing things out. HAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteWishing a wonderful holiday to the Grumpy family and your staff at the office.
Sandra
Sponsored by McGyver, no doubt. You know that duct tape fixes everything :)
ReplyDeleteLove yer blog Grumpy - have a great holiday with the fam & keep on writing those hilarious episodes of your life.
Murgatr
Pharmacy Technician
RDC '06
I wish you had posted this two weeks ago, in time for it to arrive for my hubby for Christmas!
ReplyDeleteHe insists on wearing his undies until they're just falling apart...he likes the softness of the worn material.
Anonymous: you could buy three new pair for the price of the kit....but hopefully the kit will fix more than three, therefore making it the economical choice!
Merry Christmas!
um, don't you think that it is a joke? a gag gift for that guy you know who never throws anything away, or something?
ReplyDelete*feels like a total party pooper*
The only really necessary part is the duct tape. That stuff holds anything together.
ReplyDelete"Fix it on the fly"????
ReplyDeleteI don't think so!
Underwear is still a sore subject in this house. Years ago (more than 25) when my husband refused to put down the toilet seat and my ass hit ice cold water at 3 am, I sewed the fly shut on every pair of underwear he owned. Unknowingly he got up, got ready and went to work. He was a uniformed police officer and wore 40 pounds of addition gear on his uniform. When he stopped at a restroom to take a pee he found his fly had been sewed shut. He had to take everything off and sit down like a little girl. It maybe caused the biggest fight of our 37 years of marriage but he NEVER left the toilet seat up again either.
ReplyDeleteForget the duct tape folks: "safety pins" being anywhere near the anatomy of your procreational (hence some of the most sensitive) parts is what made me squeal. Someone please explain just WTF you'd need "White Out" for (unless it's to use an an inhalant just in case that safety pin wasn't so safe...)?
ReplyDeleteThat's not an underwear kit, that's a MacGyver kit.
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