Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thank You For Sharing

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take anything for the neck pain?"

Mr. Kreepy: "Viagra."

Dr. Grumpy: "Viagra isn't a pain medication."

Mr. Kreepy: "Yeah, but when I'm jacking off I don't notice the pain as much."

I need to learn not to ask. Sometimes I don't want to know. And the mental images are never pretty.
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 25, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    I think it started with Phil Donahue, Riviera, Winfrey, Dr Phil, et al. Drop 'em drawers at the the drop of a hat.

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  2. The Sphop ManNovember 25, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    "And while I'm on the subject, could you get some better magazines for your waiting room?"

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  3. AnonymousNovember 25, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Brain bleach, please. That is giving me a mental image I need to erase.

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  4. HelenNovember 25, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Wow. What do you say to something like that?

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  5. Grumpy, M.D.November 25, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Helen- I move on, FAST, and ask them if they're allergic to any medications.

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  6. Doctor DNovember 25, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Excellent pain-management skill. Viagra should try to get the indication.

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  7. PA= Pretty AwesomeNovember 25, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    I have so much to look forward to during my clinical rotations....

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  8. ERPNovember 25, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    I assume you recommend whacking off for migraines too ?

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  9. Grumpy, M.D.November 25, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    ERP- Not tonight, I've got a headache.

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  10. OMDGNovember 25, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Your patient is a wise man.

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  11. MahaNovember 25, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Honesty. Refreshing and disturbing :P

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  12. ChrisNovember 25, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    That's actually pretty clever. And hilarious.

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  13. student dr. blazeNovember 25, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    That's the kind of thing that would make me have to excuse myself so that I could go poke out my mind's eye. ;-)

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  14. FrankNovember 25, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    I'd tell him not to take the Viagra for neck pain, because if it gets caught in his throat he might get a stiff neck.

    What? I am allowed to make bad jokes, aren't I?

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  15. AnonymousNovember 25, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    I thought that Viagra CAUSED neck pain, as in: I took a viagra but it got caught in my throat. I've had a stiff neck ever since.

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  16. TiredRPhNovember 25, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    Lots to be said for those endorphins. Lol

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  17. AnonymousNovember 25, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    Sorry Frank, you beat me to the joke by a half-hour.

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  18. AnonymousNovember 25, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    Wow! Really?

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  19. AnonymousNovember 26, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    I am laughing so hard my kids think I'm demented!!! This is one of the few I can't read to them, either...But I am going to share it with all of my friends....

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  20. AnonymousNovember 26, 2009 at 2:59 AM

    But. I. I mean... You know, i can't really fault the guy, but that -is- a little weird...

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  21. AnonymousNovember 26, 2009 at 4:46 AM

    talk about a real whack job. Geez.

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  22. DragonflyNovember 28, 2009 at 6:30 AM

    I have a mental filter that stops me seeing disturbing pictures. When everything else turns to crap, I reflect on what a great blessing this is.

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So wadda you think?