Saturday, November 7, 2009

Not Helpful, Either

From a lady I'm seeing at the hospital today, trying to get a list of what she's taking:

"I take that store-brand medicine. It's for a runny nose, or cough, or allergies, something like that. You know what I mean, all the stores have it."

14 comments:

  1. You don't know? And you call yourself a doctor...

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  2. You know! It's that little white pill, or maybe it's a yellow caplet, no I use that one for my allergies, but it could be used for a runny nose if it was really a problem. I gave it to my dog once when he kept slobbering all the time. No, that was the blue tablet that the vet gave me. Well, I took it once and it worked for me. And, I gave it to the little girl that delivers the paper one time. Actually, that was the round red coated tablet I had in my pocket at the time--oh, yea, those were M&Ms. Well, you know! Don't you or your wife use when raking leaves at this time of year?

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  3. Oh! I'm on that one too. It's little and comes in a container... :P

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  4. She's probably the one that decides what the best thing is for her, walks up to the pharmacist's counter and asks if it's what she needs. Pharmacist tells her a better recommendation, she sticks with her first choice regardless.

    Comes back next week with the same problem...

    -Flavius

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  5. That's as good as "I need to refill my little white heart pill." or "My doc told me to pick up a vitamin, but I can't remember what it was called." And after asking a dozen clarifying questions, "I thought you were a pharmist (yes, pharmist). You're useless."

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  6. Such an informative person. I bet she also takes that prescription pill for Cholesterol or Blood Pressure or something like that...

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  7. You should have told her that medication is contraindicated when taken with stupid pills.

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  8. Oh yes, that one. You know it, right? I know it. So you must know it too, being a doctor and all that.

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  9. Come ON, doc, you know what she means. She started taking it the same time as that pink heart pill and that white one for her high blood.

    Pattie, RN

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  10. Heh. It was probably orange and round. Or was it a white oval? Heck, for all you know, it could have been purple and diamond-shape.

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  11. "Uhhh, Rock and Roll Doctor, like, I had these, um, pills, and I took them, I think, and, um, like, do you know what they were, man?"

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  12. Aisle 5!!!! (Even Australians know that one).

    Or more commonly "I don't know, why don't you look it up?"

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  13. My personal favorite response to "what do you take for pain?" is: "I take equate"

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So wadda you think?