Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday Night, 10:35 p.m.

"Hi, I saw Dr. Grumpy in 2007 or so, and had hurt my neck back then, and physical therapy helped. Anyway, I hurt it today carrying a bunch of boxes that my wife just HAD to get on Black Friday, and some asshole pushed me out of the way in the Wal-Mart toy section, and so I'd like to get some more therapy. It's hurting a lot right now, and I thought maybe there was a 24-hour therapy place you could send me to. Also, my internist said I'm due for a cholesterol panel, and something else to check my liver because I take a pill for my cholesterol, it's one with a long name, and maybe you could order those labs for me, too."

3 comments:

  1. The perils of shopping on Black Friday...

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  2. "While you're at it could you schedule me an appointment at Jiffy Lube?"
    Triple up on your Rosuvastatin, the cramps will keep your mouth from flapping.

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  3. 24 hour physiotherapy?

    Sounds like a business opportunity. For vampires. I'll get mine right on it.

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So wadda you think?