A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Sunday, 2:10 pm
"Hello, I need to leave a message for Dr. Grumpy. I'm a patient of his, and the rainstorms we've had this week have been making my migraines terrible! I want to know what he's going to do about it!"
Well, what ARE you going to do about it?
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Her insurance doesn't cover repeated chanting of "rain, rain, go away".
ReplyDeleteabout the rain? if you want a consult, I'd recommend an umbrella, a poncho, or a raincoat!
ReplyDeleteTell her to stick her head under a heat lamp to dry out all the rain
ReplyDeletemaybe you can shoo the rain out to CA where we need it oh powerful one??????
ReplyDeleteoh - better yet (for you, not CA)- you can tell her to move to CA!!!! Especially if she has healthcare insurance!!!!!
Kick her head in for her?
ReplyDeleteWould you like to borrow my weather machine? Normally I only use it for evil but senses it is you.
ReplyDeleteTopamax no good for rain migraines?!
ReplyDeleteAuffer- my point is that the patient, at least from the message, seems to think I can do something about the weather.
ReplyDeleteI ain't that good.
Not only can you part the sea, you can also control the weather. That's a good doc.
ReplyDeleteAnd on that day, Dr. Grumpy sayeth,"Stop O mighty rain. I commandeth of thee."
ReplyDeleteAah ah ah aah, que rainbow.