Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Gee, Thanks

I was doing a market research phone conference this morning. They always start with some demographic info.

Market Research Guy: "Doctor, are you in solo or group practice?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Solo practice."

Market Research Guy: "Really? That's kind of quaint. I thought all you old guys were dead."
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8 comments:

  1. DorisSeptember 30, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    "I AM dead. I just haven't crossed over yet."

    >:)

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Zombies need to pay their Visa cards off too...

    How old was phone drone, 12?

    Did you hang up on him after that?

    LD50 Rat

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  3. Grumpy, M.D.September 30, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Nope, I did the survey. Need the work.

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  4. AmandaSeptember 30, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    "Quaint"???

    *headdesk*

    You've got more control than I do.

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  5. ERPSeptember 30, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    What do they pay you for that?

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  6. ndenunzSeptember 30, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    He's doing it so he can buy a new digital camera to replace the one Marie flushed down the toilet at Cub Scout camp.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Suggested reply:
    "I thought all of you brain-dead assholes worked at Home Depot."

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  8. Vanity PressSeptember 30, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    Tell the market research guy you are the latest to open the Tomb of King Tut and the curse is communicable over the phone.

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So wadda you think?