Saturday, September 12, 2009

AAAUUUGHH!!! MR. PHONE JUST CALLED BACK!

He left a message asking if it's safe to take the multivitamins his ex-girlfriend bought him last month.


I am not returning his call. Dr. Notoncall can deal with him on Monday.

4 comments:

  1. CRAYZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    The prosecution rests.

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  2. Call him back. Find out if he's cute and if he makes a lot of money. I'll buy his multivitamins for him....

    I'm a rebound magnet apparently.

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  3. Welcome to Crazytown - Population: 1.

    Is Dr. Notoncall the one managing his psych meds? Yeesh.

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  4. Ha, Ha! Better you than me. ;)

    Just tell him they're poisonous, like the relationship. Maybe he'll then stop calling you with questions about the food she bought, the laundry detergent she bought, the shampoo...

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So wadda you think?