HAWT! You know you want Mrs Grumpy dressed like that while spanking you with the umbrella. All you need is the tomatoes and a Diet Coke for a fun filled Grumpy's Hot Date Night.
sad thing is.. i see that type of person all the time on the bus..... i take pictures and laugh... just the other day i saw this lady.. she had on leopard print leggings, an oversized sweater and was carrying a starbucks while teetering in her high heels and her hairspray teased "do".
Then again there are some things you just cant UNSEE... like a fat guy in hawaiian print shorts, and hot pink teeshirt bending over to put his laundry in the dryer....... like ew.
One question: was she properly covered? I mean, was it really short shorts and/or a too tight, too short shirt? Or was she just a grandma in shorts and a shirt? 'Cause to me that makes a HUGE difference.
If she was properly covered, not what I would choose to wear, but if she is happy with it, that is what matters.
If she was NOT properly covered, holy crap! That is scary, scary, scary.
John W and Nurse K are correct: BIPOLAR. I've found that the wild non-matching colorful clothing, esp if hair is dyed something fluorescent, is as accurate a predictor of bipolar disorder as any DSM criteria.
Hey, I'm offended. That's me on the weekends. :-)
ReplyDeleteIs she colorblind? If the answer is no, then it was my mother. My mother can not match or color coordinate to save her life.
ReplyDeleteTim Gunn needs to come to the rescue! That's a fashion emergency
ReplyDeleteis ever I seen one! Do you practice in Florida?
I'm starting to think that your patients are aware of your blog and are now just trying to "make it". You gotta admit, it's a possibility.
ReplyDeleteDiagnosis - lithium deficiency?
ReplyDeleteHAWT! You know you want Mrs Grumpy dressed like that while spanking you with the umbrella. All you need is the tomatoes and a Diet Coke for a fun filled Grumpy's Hot Date Night.
ReplyDeleteHow old was the poor woman?
LD50 Rat
60's.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a product of the 80's.
ReplyDeleteBozo the Clown dressed her.
ReplyDeleteDSM-IV-TR = 301.50: Histrionic Personality Disorder
ReplyDeleteProbably 3 of her 7 personalities.
ReplyDeleteShe cut off the Garanimals tags...
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's blind?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe her 2 year old grandchild picked out the outfit. I dunno.
As long as she didn't have the pungent stank of weeks old BO and unwashed feet, she can dress however she wants!
ReplyDeleteBipolar Fashion Society or 1991.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's trying to get onto GoFugYourself.
ReplyDeletesad thing is.. i see that type of person all the time on the bus..... i take pictures and laugh... just the other day i saw this lady.. she had on leopard print leggings, an oversized sweater and was carrying a starbucks while teetering in her high heels and her hairspray teased "do".
ReplyDeleteThen again there are some things you just cant UNSEE... like a fat guy in hawaiian print shorts, and hot pink teeshirt bending over to put his laundry in the dryer....... like ew.
One question: was she properly covered? I mean, was it really short shorts and/or a too tight, too short shirt? Or was she just a grandma in shorts and a shirt? 'Cause to me that makes a HUGE difference.
ReplyDeleteIf she was properly covered, not what I would choose to wear, but if she is happy with it, that is what matters.
If she was NOT properly covered, holy crap! That is scary, scary, scary.
Gwen Stefani has a neurological problem?
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought "Golf" until I saw the accessories... Yikes!
ReplyDeleteSo how is Punky Brewster these days?
ReplyDeleteJohn W and Nurse K are correct: BIPOLAR. I've found that the wild non-matching colorful clothing, esp if hair is dyed something fluorescent, is as accurate a predictor of bipolar disorder as any DSM criteria.
ReplyDeleteummmmm....maybe a neurologist could run some tests and see if there has been any changes in this woman's life lately???? (just teasin')
ReplyDeleteor maybe she is trying to make a point to her husband on how HE dresses???? LOL
Hey! Our pharmacy patient found her way to you? THAT'S why we haven't seen her in awhile.....
ReplyDeleteUh-oh. Bipolar? Given my family history, crappity crap, I should be checked out.
ReplyDeleteI actually like dressing in crayola colors in a similar fashion. When I was pg with the twins, a cow-orker remarked that I looked like an Easter egg.
+schizotypal
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