Today's guessing game was supplied by Mr. Mystery Patient, who called at 11:25 last night:
"Hello, mumble gargle patient of Dr. Grumpy's cough sneeze in my briefcase snap crackle pop pain medicine garble static mumble so I'll just call back in the morning."
"Hello, I’m a crackhead patient of Dr. Grumpy's and I left my pain meds in my briefcase which I accidently dropped on the rails today and it got run over by a commuter train. I need my pain medicine really bad.....awww shit, my drug dealer is on the other line, so I’ll just call back in the morning."
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