To my horror, Mrs. Grumpy (inebriated on Diet Coke) decided to participate in the ship’s ice cream speed-eating contest. This involved eating 2 scoops without your hands, placing the empty inverted ice-cream bowl on her head, and yelling "Iggy wiggy, I'm a piggy!" before anyone else.
And she blew the rest of the field away, winning big time.
She won a plastic trophy.
I sat here for 5 minutes staring at the blank comment box wondering what I could possibly say about this post. EVERYTHING that comes to mind just seems inapropriate to write. Guess my minds always in the gutter.
ReplyDeleteYay on your trophy Mrs. G.
I think you're a very lucky man.
ReplyDeleteWell if she's that good with her tongue and mouth, I'm sure you're having a GREAT vacation :P
ReplyDeletePics of said trophy per chance?
Placed 4th in a hot dog eating competition once-the prize was half a gallon of ice cream. I trust Mrs.Happy was able to eat it both quickly and neatly,which was not my case at all.(ketchup and mustard smeared everywhere,my family disowned me too)Congrats,Mrs.Happy!
ReplyDeleteI mean,Mrs.Grumpy-sorry about that,got blog mixed up.
ReplyDeletehaha..i agreed with wwweb and gophathead..lucky u~ :P
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