Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Let me update your med list... Are you still taking Diazastatin 40mg a day?" Mr: Hatt: "I'm taking Diazastat...

Dr. Grumpy: "So, the brain MRI looked okay. How have you been doing since the last visit?" Ms. Dixon: "Did it confirm that I...

Tuesday afternoon   Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Loid: "This is Amy Loid, and I want to cancel all my f...

Sir Isaac Newton  

 Great moments in radiology reports: Thank you, Tom!

Hi, this is Marie. Besides my regular job, I've been working part-time at Local Playhouse. I handle ticket sales, field calls about show...

One of my consults this weekend was an unfortunate fellow in ICU who'd recently had heart surgery. For whatever reason they'd decide...

Dr. Grumpy: "All right, I sent the script into your pharmacy. Here's an order to have the labs done." Mr. Stedenko: "Can ...

In the last hour I’ve logged into my IRS account, my bank account, Intuit payroll, my E-prescribing account, the state narcotic database, my...

Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mr. Kard: "I have an appointment to see Dr. Grumpy." Mary: "Okay, let me hand you this ...

Let's talk about Genital and Urological (GU) cancers. 1. I don't treat them. I'm a neurologist. Not my end of the body. So how I...

I just want to post that I am glad I got to grow up and live in a world that had the brilliant Tom Lehrer in it.  I remember one night in th...

Mary returned from lunch to find an older fellow sitting in the lobby, quietly reading. We didn't have any patients scheduled for that t...

So last week I had to swing by Costco to get Diet Coke and tomatoes (we're now empty nesters, and I still don't know why we need all...