Doctor Grumpy in the House

An NPI, for those of you unfamiliar with medical billing, is a government-issued magic number that registers doctors and practices with heal...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any problems walking?" Mrs. Brady: "Well, a few months ago I felt like my feet were sticking to the...

  Stupid mistakes are nothing new. But they've really increased in the world of EHR. It's funny... But at the same time it's not.

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in.   First, from the "Those are definitely changing looks, Billie" dep...

Hi, this is Craig. So, while Frank has been bagging groceries for the summer, I've been working for Tiffin Deliveries, picking up food...

I have no idea who wrote this. I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't. But, since it's awesome, I'm sharing it. Thank yo...

"I feel SO relaxed right now."

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Zoom: "Hi, this is Mr. Zoom. My wife is a patient of Dr. Grumpy's. S...

Dr. Grumpy: "Your MRI was entirely normal, which is very reassuring, so the next step..." Mrs. Scan: "Oh, thank heavens. I ...

I'd like to thank my E-prescribing service for this helpful message to let me know which patient's script didn't go through.

Dr. Grumpy: "What color is my hair?" Mr. Curmudgeon: "There's not enough left to tell."

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. What's going on that landed you here?" Mr. Paganica: "Well, Doc, me and the boys ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Wow, you look great for 94! Well, what can I do for you?" Mrs. Methuselah: "Thank you! My daughter asked me to...