Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Tallahatchie, as anticipated, required a fairly lengthy surgical procedure. He'd broken his leg in 3 places, 1 of which was a compou...

One summer, a bunch of us neurology residents volunteered to work at a summer camp for teenagers with epilepsy. This went well. Until the ...

This is Mrs. Grumpy. Last week I had a sick 7 year old girl in my office. While she was waiting for her aunt to come get her, I was readin...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Cephalgia: "Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Grumpy's, and want to go...

Dr. Dickweed is an internist upstairs from me. He's been there since I moved into the building in 1997. He's never referred to me. ...

"I'm allergic to all organisms that grow out of the ground."

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Molosser: "YEAH! You saw my daughter last week, she's in colleg...

My mom recently updated her phone to iOS 8, and texted to let me know.

Seen on Amazon: "Not just polyester and rayon, they're ARTISANAL polyester and rayon." Thank you, Helle!

I'm seeing the elderly Mrs. Cuticle, who's accompanied by her 2 adult daughters. We stopped talking for a few minutes so I could rev...

Mrs. Dermtag: "There's a weird piece of skin on the back of my neck, so I'm having an autopsy tomorrow." Dr. Grumpy: &qu...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Neuron: "Hi, I need to find out if I have brain atrophy. A friend said s...

I'm with a patient when Mary knocks on my door. Mary: "Dr. Tanned is on the phone, says he needs to talk to you." Dr. Gru...

Thank you for your recent invitation to take my practice "to the next level": Your five courses sound enticing, e...