Doctor Grumpy in the House

This afternoon I saw a great little old lady, sharp as a tack, who got dragged in by her overprotective daughter, and was NOT happy about it...

So, on the side I make a few bucks participating in market research for various companies, reviewing ad campaigns, drug data, etc. I had one...

My last patient yesterday was an elderly lady with back pain. I'd ordered on MRI of her low back, and the radiologist had commented ...

(As a public service I have written the following, for you to print off and use before your next Pump-It-Up party. For those of you who don...

Today I had my twins at the office before school, because my wife had an early appointment. Since one of my wife's aunts is sick, I kept...

Okay, fans. I had a busy day at the office, so didn't get a chance to return calls until I got home. I had to call a 20-something patien...

I thought the lady in the gown couldn't be beat in one day, but boy, was I wrong. My 3:00 was a lady who had numbness in her feet, so I ...

Okay, today just sucked the big weenie. A remarkable collection of visits and phone calls from fruitcakes and nuts and lots of less friendly...

Okay, Grumpy fans. Last night Mrs. Grumpy asked me to get a bag of ice on the way home. Since there's a McDonald's on the way, I sto...

So, Grumpyites, this afternoon I was reading a recent note from another doctor on a patient I'm seeing tomorrow. I can only assume the o...

Yesterday a drug rep marketing an antidepressant brought lunch in, and offered this great quote: "Doctor, the research staff at our com...

I had a hospital consult this afternoon, the reason for which was unrelated to the cause of admission. When I opened the chart, this is the ...

Last week I saw a lady in her 40's, who'd had a small stroke. She had no good reasons to have had a stroke, so I ordered a bunch of ...

I ordered a game for one of my kids off Amazon, and stumbled across this great pricing (bottom lines of the image): New game: $34.48 Used ga...