Friday, February 13, 2026

When the moon is in the seventh house

Dr. Grumpy: "So, the brain MRI looked okay. How have you been doing since the last visit?"

Ms. Dixon: "Did it confirm that I'm an Aquarius?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Excuse me?"

Ms. Dixon: "The brain MRI. Did it confirm that I'm an Aquarius?"

Dr. Grumpy: "That's not part of the MRI, or my field. I think it's based on your birthday. How have you..."

Ms. Dixon: "Nonsense. The MRI must be able to confirm things of that importance. Otherwise, what's the point of doing the study at all?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh..."

Ms. Dixon: "Besides, Madam Irene told me the MRI can do that sort of thing. She should know. She went to a special school to learn about such things. She has a diploma."

Dr. Grumpy: "To get back to my question, how have your symptoms been doing?"

Ms. Dixon: "I'm not happy that you aren't answering MY question. Can you print up the MRI report? I'd rather just take it to Madam Irene and talk to her."

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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM

    By all means ~ print it out for Madame Irene! It would be interesting to hear what she thinks of it!!
    bobbie

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  2. Poindexter FrejbiszFebruary 13, 2026 at 11:14 PM

    Sometimes you run into problems if the machine is calibrated with someone who was born during a cusp.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM

    "I need something to show my pharmacist so he remembers to give me the Aquarius pills. Last year he gave me Gemini pills and I almost died from the reaction."

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM

    "Your MRI results are back, and they say Cancer. But they don't say whether that's the disease or the astrological sign. Oh, well, what can you do?"

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM

    There's a rare neurodegenerative disorder that only affects fire signs. It's so deadly that it's known as the "Zodiac Killer."

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM

    "I'm sorry to break this to you, but your MRI shows very clearly that you're a Sagittarius. I think it's time to sit down and have a long talk with your parents."

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM

    "After all, her diploma IS from Harvard Medical School."

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM

    "And when you print up the MRI report, don't forget to include the Word Search and the Jumble."

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM

    Thanks to science, it's much harder to lie when a guy in a bar asks you what's your sign.

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  10. John WoolmanFebruary 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM

    Presumably Madame Irene has a DICOM reader as well as a full set of crystal balls…

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So wadda you think?