Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have a medication list?"
Mr. Skoal: "Yeah, it's in my wallet, hang on. Hey doc, can I have your trash can next to my chair for the visit?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Sure, here it is, are you okay?"
Mr. Skoal: "Yeah, I just need something to spit my chewing tobacco in."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, uh... let's have a look at the med list."
Mr. Skoal: "Here you go. Ya know, my family doc has a spittoon in every room in his office. Maybe you should, too."