A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Look, calling my phone every 2 hours all weekend is NOT going to make your lab results come any faster.
As a lab rat, we got that so often. It actually made the results take longer because I had to stop and answer the phone!
Give the labs number and get some sleep.
Supposedly, prostate stimulation is effective for that.
I don't have your results yet, but check your medical portal. They may not be there yet, but trying to remember how to log on will provide a distraction for you for a few hours.
I'm sorry! My attending asked me to call you ( and call you again) :(
So wadda you think?
As a lab rat, we got that so often. It actually made the results take longer because I had to stop and answer the phone!
ReplyDeleteGive the labs number and get some sleep.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly, prostate stimulation is effective for that.
ReplyDeleteI don't have your results yet, but check your medical portal. They may not be there yet, but trying to remember how to log on will provide a distraction for you for a few hours.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry! My attending asked me to call you ( and call you again) :(
ReplyDelete