Anyway, I'd like to thank my reader SMOD for sending me this. He was trying to ship a package to a friend and was using the U.S. Postal Service website to figure out the cost. It had some, uh, surprising questions.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Shipping
I'll try to post when I can, but can't guarantee when. I'll do my best.
Anyway, I'd like to thank my reader SMOD for sending me this. He was trying to ship a package to a friend and was using the U.S. Postal Service website to figure out the cost. It had some, uh, surprising questions.
Anyway, I'd like to thank my reader SMOD for sending me this. He was trying to ship a package to a friend and was using the U.S. Postal Service website to figure out the cost. It had some, uh, surprising questions.
Sunday, March 15, 2020
Insanity
Hey, gang due to the current state of insanity, and indefinitely having all 3 kids back under the same roof for the first time in years, and all that, I'm going to have to stop blogging for a while. Mainly because I have no time to write. See you in a few weeks!
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Monday, March 9, 2020
Wednesday morning
Dr. Grumpy: "The next step will be..."
(Mrs. Paper digs through her purse and hands me a post-it note with a name and phone number on it).
Mrs. Paper: "I'd like you to call that doctor to update them on my case."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um... is this your internist?"
Mrs. Paper: "No, she's a specialist in the condition I think I have. I want you to coordinate my care with her."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay. I've just never heard the name."
Mrs. Paper: "She doesn't practice here. She's the chair of neurology at Ivory Tower Hospital in Farfaraway."
Dr. Grumpy: "Does she know you? Have you seen her as a patient?"
Mrs. Paper: "No, but I saw her interviewed on TV this morning and she seemed to be pretty smart."
Dr. Grumpy: "I..."
Mrs. Paper: "Why aren't you calling? I think you should have her on speaker phone for my visit today."
Dr. Grumpy: "Look, in all fairness, I'm not going to call a doctor who's never seen you, who doesn't know me, who's in another state, at the drop of a hat. This person is likely very busy. If you want to set up a second opinion appointment with them and have me send records, that's different."
Long pause
Mrs. Paper: "You realize I'm going to have to mention your unhelpful attitude in a Yelp review."
(Mrs. Paper digs through her purse and hands me a post-it note with a name and phone number on it).
Mrs. Paper: "I'd like you to call that doctor to update them on my case."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um... is this your internist?"
Mrs. Paper: "No, she's a specialist in the condition I think I have. I want you to coordinate my care with her."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay. I've just never heard the name."
Mrs. Paper: "She doesn't practice here. She's the chair of neurology at Ivory Tower Hospital in Farfaraway."
Dr. Grumpy: "Does she know you? Have you seen her as a patient?"
Mrs. Paper: "No, but I saw her interviewed on TV this morning and she seemed to be pretty smart."
Dr. Grumpy: "I..."
Mrs. Paper: "Why aren't you calling? I think you should have her on speaker phone for my visit today."
Dr. Grumpy: "Look, in all fairness, I'm not going to call a doctor who's never seen you, who doesn't know me, who's in another state, at the drop of a hat. This person is likely very busy. If you want to set up a second opinion appointment with them and have me send records, that's different."
Long pause
Mrs. Paper: "You realize I'm going to have to mention your unhelpful attitude in a Yelp review."
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Monday, March 2, 2020
Breaking news!
From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world.
DATELINE: Scotland
Matthew Davies, age 47, failed in his attempt to rob a Bank of Scotland office in Dunfermline.
Armed with a meat cleaver (which he'd hidden inside a pillow case) Mr. Davies approached the counter, pulled out the meat clever, and demanded money.
At that point he cleverly tried to conceal his identity by pulling the pillow case over his head.
Unfortunately, Mr. Davies had forgotten to cut eye holes in his disguise, and therefore now he couldn't see. So he removed the pillow case allowing the teller, and cameras, to get a good look at him as he brandished the cleaver.
He escaped with almost £2,000, then walked home, followed by a witness. On the way he stopped to briefly play with someone's dog before going upstairs to his apartment. Which is where police arrested him a short time later.
In a moment of understatement, his defense attorney said his robbery plan was "one that, when looked at objectively, was unlikely ever to go successfully."
Mr. Davies pleaded guilty and has been sentenced to 4 and 1/2 years behind bars.
It's unknown if the dog will be allowed to visit him.
DATELINE: Scotland
Matthew Davies, age 47, failed in his attempt to rob a Bank of Scotland office in Dunfermline.
Armed with a meat cleaver (which he'd hidden inside a pillow case) Mr. Davies approached the counter, pulled out the meat clever, and demanded money.
At that point he cleverly tried to conceal his identity by pulling the pillow case over his head.
Unfortunately, Mr. Davies had forgotten to cut eye holes in his disguise, and therefore now he couldn't see. So he removed the pillow case allowing the teller, and cameras, to get a good look at him as he brandished the cleaver.
He escaped with almost £2,000, then walked home, followed by a witness. On the way he stopped to briefly play with someone's dog before going upstairs to his apartment. Which is where police arrested him a short time later.
In a moment of understatement, his defense attorney said his robbery plan was "one that, when looked at objectively, was unlikely ever to go successfully."
Mr. Davies pleaded guilty and has been sentenced to 4 and 1/2 years behind bars.
It's unknown if the dog will be allowed to visit him.