tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8307508672381957718..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Monday afternoonGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48729625396043227412015-10-04T07:39:40.305-04:002015-10-04T07:39:40.305-04:00Well actually if the patient had atlantoaxial inst...Well actually if the patient had atlantoaxial instability that was being missed she could be telling the truth. Didja get an open mouth xray? Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03550925497725024600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78709726140725760632015-07-21T11:21:59.792-04:002015-07-21T11:21:59.792-04:00Dont complain. You bitchez then send them to me t...Dont complain. You bitchez then send them to me the psychiatristJusta Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02753773176520974822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38302425510603625282015-07-16T20:38:17.526-04:002015-07-16T20:38:17.526-04:00Wow, what on earth did you do to offend Dr. Sousap...Wow, what on earth did you do to offend Dr. Sousaphone so badly?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6962201781811409952015-07-16T20:05:26.946-04:002015-07-16T20:05:26.946-04:00... the hip bone is connected to the tailbone and ...... the hip bone is connected to the tailbone and the tailbone is connected to the backbone and the backbone is connected to the neck bone and the neck bone is connected to the head bone ...(oh, the backbone is connected to the shoulder bone and the rib bones and the wishbone, and all three are connected to the arm bones) ... and, so on and so on, ... now hear the word of the Lord!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7090789344190022972015-07-15T22:56:45.959-04:002015-07-15T22:56:45.959-04:00As my classmate the neurosurgeon would say "...As my classmate the neurosurgeon would say "what are you nuts"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70782645416144866662015-07-15T19:45:27.698-04:002015-07-15T19:45:27.698-04:00You always were trying to a get a head.You always were trying to a get a head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11638882084639657892015-07-15T11:15:27.373-04:002015-07-15T11:15:27.373-04:00...999, 1000, 1001, 1002. Make that 1002 uses for ......999, 1000, 1001, 1002. Make that 1002 uses for duct tape!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4611321424522116722015-07-15T04:11:57.251-04:002015-07-15T04:11:57.251-04:00I'd prescribe a very uncomfortable and restric...I'd prescribe a very uncomfortable and restrictive (and expensive) neck brace, and tell her to continue to wear it until her symptoms resolve. <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84778129685040057472015-07-15T04:10:44.368-04:002015-07-15T04:10:44.368-04:00Does Sousaphone not like you?
Is there a conspira...Does Sousaphone not like you?<br /><br />Is there a conspiracy to send you all the crazy ones?<br /><br />What does Ichabod think is wrong with her neck?<br /><br />So many questions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79996609472476068012015-07-14T14:37:59.999-04:002015-07-14T14:37:59.999-04:00This is why the windows in our center do not openThis is why the windows in our center do not openAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46935202158215125712015-07-14T12:42:53.930-04:002015-07-14T12:42:53.930-04:00Careful, you could shoot an eye out too!Careful, you could shoot an eye out too!staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75138313369287694382015-07-14T12:29:58.563-04:002015-07-14T12:29:58.563-04:00I hope that you said: "Here take these two b...I hope that you said: "Here take these two bolts, and call me in the morning if they don't hold."charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40783579531873288542015-07-14T12:13:50.911-04:002015-07-14T12:13:50.911-04:00Send the gent out for a custom Philadelphia collar...Send the gent out for a custom Philadelphia collar. To be removed only when doing PT (perhaps prescribe a home exercise unit). Remember, patient Satisfaction is the First vital sign.Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826464928376433382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23267571804183221752015-07-14T12:11:33.066-04:002015-07-14T12:11:33.066-04:00Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the ...Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge.<br />I'm trying not to lose my head.Melle Melnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58493386072654162302015-07-14T12:07:24.817-04:002015-07-14T12:07:24.817-04:00You could have at least sewed her earlobes to her ...You could have at least sewed her earlobes to her shoulders to prevent that!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30219933879942052822015-07-14T10:32:09.709-04:002015-07-14T10:32:09.709-04:00It's all fun and games until somebody's he...It's all fun and games until somebody's head falls off.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16586896699821735222015-07-14T09:57:02.428-04:002015-07-14T09:57:02.428-04:00"Why, yes. Yes I do realize that. But there..."Why, yes. Yes I do realize that. But there's nothing we can do until that happens.<br /><br />But you are in luck. Dr. Frankenstein is on staff at the big hospital where we have admitting privileges and he will be able to fix you right up.<br /><br />Just be sure that the ambulance people bring the right head when they bring in the rest of you."<br /><br />stay safe.skidmarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26390831819733025782015-07-14T09:39:26.409-04:002015-07-14T09:39:26.409-04:00How could his head possibly fall off his shoulders...How could his head possibly fall off his shoulders when it is currently residing up his arse?<br />Also, I was always under the impression that a neurologist and a psychiatrist were two totally different <br />types of "head doctors".Gracie's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828791475661605932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46561893564394986762015-07-14T09:12:37.973-04:002015-07-14T09:12:37.973-04:00I think the (mental) patients sphincter muscles ar...I think the (mental) patients sphincter muscles are keeping the head right between the cheeks and would be impossible to become detached.<br /><br />Briannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90768243108878243042015-07-14T06:03:43.014-04:002015-07-14T06:03:43.014-04:00So who did you refer back to Dr Sousaphone? So who did you refer back to Dr Sousaphone? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73236148352178959612015-07-14T04:58:22.872-04:002015-07-14T04:58:22.872-04:00I hate it when my head falls off.I hate it when my head falls off.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13601154555210668680noreply@blogger.com