tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8068068193345686964..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Annie's deskGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73333558463842694332015-10-28T20:18:08.157-04:002015-10-28T20:18:08.157-04:00I love it when patients call my office (I'm pr...I love it when patients call my office (I'm primary care) for the results of a test that a specialist ordered. When I tell them to call the doctor who ordered it, they'll go, "But he's so busy, I didn't want to bother him!"<br /><br />Whereas I obviously just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, right?Marnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10229284437469953114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90584933178528210572015-10-27T14:53:54.386-04:002015-10-27T14:53:54.386-04:00Is Ed, the Office fish still alive? If not, which...Is Ed, the Office fish still alive? If not, which iteration of Ed are you currently displaying?staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75344035013355249442015-10-27T12:27:14.881-04:002015-10-27T12:27:14.881-04:00ANON @ 7:01 AM ~ LOVE it!!!ANON @ 7:01 AM ~ LOVE it!!!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81207397446702433422015-10-27T11:45:44.065-04:002015-10-27T11:45:44.065-04:00Duh!Duh!Magehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17333086721654817750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52562769938498157422015-10-27T11:17:12.536-04:002015-10-27T11:17:12.536-04:00"Here we are... it says it came up empty.&quo..."Here we are... it says it came up empty."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11969209052673435732015-10-27T11:15:46.850-04:002015-10-27T11:15:46.850-04:00I think you ought to be asking your children to kn...I think you ought to be asking your children to knock off the crank calls.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28709233026338256572015-10-27T09:00:06.450-04:002015-10-27T09:00:06.450-04:00And even though it's at BOTH ENDS of the messa...And even though it's at BOTH ENDS of the message that the doctor is on call for emergencies ONLY and to call the office between 7:30 am and 5 or 8 pm (depending on the day) if you wish to make an appointment...guess who gets woken up by a client with a scheduling question at least once a week.<br /><br />"Well I don't understand why you can't tell me when my appointment is next week."<br /><br />Um because it's 2am and I don't keep the practice's computer system in my effing bedroom, that's why.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30598218200219296932015-10-27T07:01:55.753-04:002015-10-27T07:01:55.753-04:00Knock knock.
Who's there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?
I ...Knock knock.<br />Who's there?<br />HIPAA.<br />HIPAA who?<br />I can't tell you that!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87868876186864734472015-10-27T05:34:05.555-04:002015-10-27T05:34:05.555-04:00Reminds me of the story of the person standing in ...Reminds me of the story of the person standing in a supermarket, screaming at the top of their lungs because Store X doesn't carry the house brand of Store Y.<br /><br />"I only eat the Store Y brand! Why don't you carry it?!"<br /><br />"Because we're Store X, not Store Y."<br /><br />"That's no excuse! You need to start stocking Store Y brand right away! It's the only thing I will eat!"<br /><br />Guess you're gonna starve, honey.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.com