tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post5700401891434822567..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Quiz timeGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19770724576589075472013-11-12T13:32:11.188-05:002013-11-12T13:32:11.188-05:00Do they always put extra space around the right an...Do they always put extra space around the right answer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36956732223333724122013-10-10T22:38:46.551-04:002013-10-10T22:38:46.551-04:00I choose EI choose EMexiRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08745316118382501981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77085456235996229402013-10-09T14:40:48.173-04:002013-10-09T14:40:48.173-04:00B. Because then the other idiots in the hospital w...B. Because then the other idiots in the hospital won't accidentally shoot anybody else.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11620732665099837212013-10-08T21:08:53.925-04:002013-10-08T21:08:53.925-04:00Are all the questions on this test this easy??? If...Are all the questions on this test this easy??? If so, I could have been a doctor instead of just a paramedic. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6452091243458088762013-10-08T20:16:26.974-04:002013-10-08T20:16:26.974-04:00Yeah, because only urban gang members come to the ...Yeah, because only urban gang members come to the ED with guns.....I've worked in some where half the staff was carrying.ThorMDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06101919023567959532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33797435928321245682013-10-08T14:43:42.890-04:002013-10-08T14:43:42.890-04:00Thanks for the laugh.
Well this sort of questions ...Thanks for the laugh.<br />Well this sort of questions that nail us mostly!peacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15254289560180340388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40582066787018037662013-10-08T13:54:58.555-04:002013-10-08T13:54:58.555-04:00E. Assuming the rival gang is those jackholes in ...E. Assuming the rival gang is those jackholes in Radiology. Now they are going to do things OUR WAY! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71202170514722882632013-10-08T06:17:52.616-04:002013-10-08T06:17:52.616-04:00I like how they put extra spacing between B and C,...I like how they put extra spacing between B and C, and C and D. :PDenethalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08459012900923861801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19382860029143520882013-10-08T04:48:01.559-04:002013-10-08T04:48:01.559-04:00Totally unsurprised this was written by an EDMD. ...Totally unsurprised this was written by an EDMD. We are a little "different"; any one of my esteemed colleagues could have written this. Or me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62351350147428588492013-10-08T00:33:17.504-04:002013-10-08T00:33:17.504-04:00D;, obviously. One can never have too many deniab...D;, obviously. One can never have too many deniable weapons. (Poor thing, it must have followed me home..)JChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02448124833598565813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25261469950890101662013-10-08T00:14:38.409-04:002013-10-08T00:14:38.409-04:00We're missing vital information! What is the g...We're missing vital information! What is the gang affiliation of the ER doc? If the GSW victim is his compadre in crime, E would be obvious... If not, he'd be obligated to go with the un-written F mentioned above (use the gun to finish the job on the victim). The question is clearly incomplete.DVM.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10050511190111260675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53602309559395519862013-10-07T23:51:42.690-04:002013-10-07T23:51:42.690-04:00F. Put on some latex gloves and go to town on all ...F. Put on some latex gloves and go to town on all those assholes who've been pissing you off lately. Blame it on the gang member. After all, those are his fingerprints all over the gun. Chances are he'll have bled out and died by the time you get back anyway. Even if he hasn't, who are the authorities going to believe- a gang member or a doctor?Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72914902509954829742013-10-07T23:15:40.936-04:002013-10-07T23:15:40.936-04:00Ha! They left off my choice - use the gun to shoo...Ha! They left off my choice - use the gun to shoot the gangbanger screaming how dare you bring this crap into my ER.<br /><br />Seriously, if you know how, A then C, duh.Charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76398905537243045572013-10-07T17:06:39.618-04:002013-10-07T17:06:39.618-04:00I don't see that this question has ONE correct...I don't see that this question has ONE correct answer, it depends on the training the person has.<br /><br />C is an obvious answer but not the only one.<br /><br />For someone who knows how to do so A then C makes a lot of sense. You probably don't have a way to lock it up, better to have an unloaded weapon laying around than a loaded one.Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28418724713396445572013-10-07T16:45:28.070-04:002013-10-07T16:45:28.070-04:00B of course, but remember to take it with gloves, ...B of course, but remember to take it with gloves, just to avoid being indictedPierrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823304881368264694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26838175718415347972013-10-07T16:29:04.464-04:002013-10-07T16:29:04.464-04:00Definitely "E", although "B" s...Definitely "E", although "B" sounds like fun too.Patti Cadwalladerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00475108636263061433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77823811960339105912013-10-07T16:25:10.271-04:002013-10-07T16:25:10.271-04:00Or in Detroit......So many good choices! (eye rol...Or in Detroit......So many good choices! (eye roll)<br /><br />SkullCandyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84287494785040714092013-10-07T16:20:34.021-04:002013-10-07T16:20:34.021-04:00Definitely E. I see a great sitcom idea here... &...Definitely E. I see a great sitcom idea here... "Bad-Ass ER Doc"???Frantic Pharmacisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804872250102867314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18733151432709434962013-10-07T15:12:58.819-04:002013-10-07T15:12:58.819-04:00F)Grab the gun, and shout "Imagonna pop a cap...F)Grab the gun, and shout "Imagonna pop a cap in yo' ass, mutha-fuckah" to no one in particular, just because you've always wanted to say that to someone to build your street cred, because you are one bad-ass ER mutha-fuckah.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71686859075311442382013-10-07T13:41:46.485-04:002013-10-07T13:41:46.485-04:00I think the more important question is....why woul...I think the more important question is....why would the ED physician be touching the patient's clothes? Never seen that in 20 years as an ED nurse.Lnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15793703690278779212013-10-07T13:16:22.614-04:002013-10-07T13:16:22.614-04:00Officer Cynical is right in a meta sort of way, bu...Officer Cynical is right in a meta sort of way, but the correct ans. is "C." <br /><br />I am sure that some like Elli's answer, but that will attract the notice of law enforcement. We don't want to give Officer Cynical's compadres any trouble, do we?<br /><br />Keep the muzzle of the weapon pointed to the floor, so not point it at anyone, stay away from the trigger, and above all do not let Grumpy or members of his tribe near it. <br /><br />"Oh, I know all about it . . .KLBAM"Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-743803374856167962013-10-07T12:40:31.349-04:002013-10-07T12:40:31.349-04:00F: Save it for the Joint Commission.F: Save it for the Joint Commission.Ellinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5549141361505776612013-10-07T12:11:45.759-04:002013-10-07T12:11:45.759-04:00F. See if the patient has any other cool stuff in ...F. See if the patient has any other cool stuff in his clothes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59010712289109965642013-10-07T12:10:13.048-04:002013-10-07T12:10:13.048-04:00E. Go with E!!E. Go with E!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81951014469360955892013-10-07T11:25:18.606-04:002013-10-07T11:25:18.606-04:00They left out, shoot the members of the patient...They left out, shoot the members of the patient's gang who come to threaten to shoot you if you don't do a good job on the patient.a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.com