tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post5614737664114208588..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Wait, what?Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59670732775956097172023-03-24T21:13:00.789-04:002023-03-24T21:13:00.789-04:00I like the line which seems to state that the dime...I like the line which seems to state that the dimensions of it depend on who is holding it. Is it like little ol' 5 foot me (and getting shorter by the year) so that anyone as tall as my son 5'8' seems like a giant and conversely getting taller every year? Like if a leprechaun was holding it would it seem larger, or if the Jolly Green Giant holds it, it seems smaller?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87499130878393186522023-02-19T12:51:44.493-05:002023-02-19T12:51:44.493-05:00If the recipe was for wine, I could understand the...If the recipe was for wine, I could understand the cross reference....evodevohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09534596842153546368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67941786653551531202023-02-16T15:45:34.458-05:002023-02-16T15:45:34.458-05:00You are probably not aware that an iPhone app can ...You are probably not aware that an iPhone app can measure your steps, eliminating the need for a pedometer, saving your money which you can spend down at the bakery on your ownPackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89749464401237464962023-02-15T16:35:03.973-05:002023-02-15T16:35:03.973-05:00It's a cakewalk.It's a cakewalk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51434574817001589572023-02-14T12:23:44.546-05:002023-02-14T12:23:44.546-05:00Cutting and pasting gone wrong. Either that or ve...Cutting and pasting gone wrong. Either that or very bad translation software.gloriaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09973728648240255169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9562798255521506612023-02-14T10:25:24.453-05:002023-02-14T10:25:24.453-05:00Why does this cake have a Nike swoosh on it?
Why does this cake have a Nike swoosh on it?<br />Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37289808587447253872023-02-13T21:46:35.451-05:002023-02-13T21:46:35.451-05:00Side hustleSide hustleDebbie K.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27024993929684709752023-02-13T12:17:45.578-05:002023-02-13T12:17:45.578-05:00"Why does this cake taste like farts?""Why does this cake taste like farts?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72283647785280521932023-02-13T12:15:41.863-05:002023-02-13T12:15:41.863-05:00"Mommy, when do I get my birthday cake?"..."Mommy, when do I get my birthday cake?"<br />"It's not ready yet. Now go back to the party and tell your friends they need to do 10,000 more steps."Rama Squigglernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15874934885665285352023-02-13T11:10:44.176-05:002023-02-13T11:10:44.176-05:00Buy the Ronco Pedometer (As seen on TV!)! It slic...Buy the Ronco Pedometer (As seen on TV!)! It slices, it dices, it counts your steps. It even Bakes and Decorates your Birthday Cakes!!!!! Call 1-888-555-CAKE to get your Ronco Pedometer TODAY!!!! Only 9 equal payments of $5.59. Supplies are limited, so CALL NOW!<br /><br /><br />(not responsible for injury due to foreign material in baked goods or cardiovascular disease due to inadequate exercise from malfunctioning product)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79057262345284510402023-02-13T07:11:07.180-05:002023-02-13T07:11:07.180-05:00It's the conga line cake method.It's the conga line cake method.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42703699218968297902023-02-13T04:41:56.678-05:002023-02-13T04:41:56.678-05:00I dread to think how the package insert would read...I dread to think how the package insert would read if the company also made disposable speculums. (Or should that be specula…)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com