tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post5167400793373615509..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Traditions of ChristmasGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31843942393402600072010-01-02T04:32:43.026-05:002010-01-02T04:32:43.026-05:00Curious minds need to know: just where was the mis...Curious minds need to know: just where was the mistletoe hung? And with all of their openness in their play by play, did they skip the "traditional" ass to mouth or was that part of the "traditional" closing festivities that were so rudely interrupted?KC_the_professional_pt.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26653549351451578802009-12-28T17:15:30.262-05:002009-12-28T17:15:30.262-05:00So, what was Dr. G's traditional reply?So, what was Dr. G's traditional reply?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52108226958807955872009-12-28T16:08:49.829-05:002009-12-28T16:08:49.829-05:00My Traditional Christmas consisted of a pyshotic p...My Traditional Christmas consisted of a pyshotic patient we are basically babysitting decided to drop trou and pinch a loaf all over her room. Then the Great Blizzard of the Midwest came and all the nurses called in stuck that morning.GB, RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735213378851473207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85805346094957487362009-12-27T07:56:14.809-05:002009-12-27T07:56:14.809-05:00It's called "benign orgasmic cephalgia&qu...It's called "benign orgasmic cephalgia" over here. It happened to me and really put me off sex! Luckily it lasted months, rather than years, or we wouldn't have any kids!Fiznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72852943547780451062009-12-26T23:54:09.139-05:002009-12-26T23:54:09.139-05:00Wow, that is WAAAY different from my traditional X...Wow, that is WAAAY different from my traditional Xmas morning (i.e., I almost NEVER have a cup of coffee).Whipplevillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03678038766634461425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54233549100924764842009-12-26T22:51:41.337-05:002009-12-26T22:51:41.337-05:00My husband's comment? "Hey, don't kn...My husband's comment? "Hey, don't knock it till you try it!"Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14756045431717118627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10273804398353978612009-12-26T21:02:30.675-05:002009-12-26T21:02:30.675-05:00& to think an ex-boyfriend of mine thought it ...& to think an ex-boyfriend of mine thought it was outrageous that my family has the tradition of eating pie for breakfast...if only he'd known about these crazees! wow....student dr. blazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17307156914515136574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82883866808592168792009-12-26T19:34:21.521-05:002009-12-26T19:34:21.521-05:00We had an interesting ER case yesterday, involving...We had an interesting ER case yesterday, involving an MD owner of the patient. This doctor (a pain management doc) insisted that his dog with a colonic torsion just needed deep abdominal massage and a tube run into the GI tract. Apparently, for the last several years, the dog would get a bloated stomach (which had already been pexied, so it should not have a torsion) and he would massage the gas away. When the stomach was opened on necropsy, we found a 2 lb 11 oz hair ball in the perfect shape of the stomach. The stomach would bloat when it got trapped in the pylorus and the "deep massage" would move it out of the pylorus and allow the gas to escape.<br /><br />This owner tortured his dog for several hours by not allowing the attending (who is a vet of 26 yrs with a residency in critical care and emergency) cut the dog and cure her. It was a miserable experience for the entire staff. But the hair ball pictures were impressive.Katehttp://charlesallison.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81747427807560959062009-12-26T19:09:57.023-05:002009-12-26T19:09:57.023-05:00Backing in the day - more than 30 years ago - when...Backing in the day - more than 30 years ago - when i was doing a neuro rotation i remember a 4 bedded ward. every bed was occupied by a comatose young male who had had a sub-arachnoid bleed during coitus. The obvious comment WAS made during rounds - "They wouldn't have known if they were coming or going."John Woolmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14103272578479980723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12963242334351382702009-12-26T18:27:29.574-05:002009-12-26T18:27:29.574-05:00OldMDGirl- coital migraine.
That's all.
I cu...OldMDGirl- coital migraine.<br /><br />That's all.<br /><br />I cured him with meds and sent him home.<br /><br />His wife, om the other hand, may need psychotherapy.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81822432191449167732009-12-26T17:53:54.716-05:002009-12-26T17:53:54.716-05:001. The headache that some people get after orgasm ...1. The headache that some people get after orgasm (I forget what it's called)<br />or<br />2. SAH from....<br />3. Ruptured mycotic aneurysm<br /><br />I am waiting for the diagnosis with baited breath.<br /><br />PS -- Doesn't EVERYONE do a few lines to celebrate Xmas? Gosh, you're such a stiff.OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86926620420522589482009-12-26T17:17:26.581-05:002009-12-26T17:17:26.581-05:00So what was wrong with the guy?So what was wrong with the guy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5122083184583748682009-12-26T17:05:19.204-05:002009-12-26T17:05:19.204-05:00Food for thought. My husband and I have only been...Food for thought. My husband and I have only been married for a few years, have no children and live far from family. We were just talking about how we should create some of our own traditions - these ideas would keep Christmas from feeling just like any other day off!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64582673767417056402009-12-26T16:54:13.012-05:002009-12-26T16:54:13.012-05:00Wow... that's just like our traditional Christ...Wow... that's just like our traditional Christmases!Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07842890893365738906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27135242008322973152009-12-26T16:20:03.931-05:002009-12-26T16:20:03.931-05:00No, as far as I know, no relation. I have no idea ...No, as far as I know, no relation. I have no idea who Grumpy RN is.<br /><br />Mrs. Grumpy, while she is an RN, isn't much of a 'net person.<br /><br />Glad the gifts were a big hit!Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39595173290851452062009-12-26T16:14:19.330-05:002009-12-26T16:14:19.330-05:00Totally off topic is "Grumpy RN" who pos...Totally off topic is "Grumpy RN" who posted on ERP blog related to the one and only Dr Grumpy?<br />The Grumpy Groupie Tees and bumper stickers were a big hit for Christmas.nRThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00268950042674592596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28663820364555297872009-12-26T16:06:27.693-05:002009-12-26T16:06:27.693-05:00@Anonymous 9:50 AM
MR. POTATO HEAD RULES!!!
ALL ...@Anonymous 9:50 AM<br /><br />MR. POTATO HEAD RULES!!!<br /><br />ALL HAIL THE GREAT 'TATER!Mrs. Potato Headnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52658132941593419542009-12-26T16:02:10.760-05:002009-12-26T16:02:10.760-05:00Sheee-it, that is some tradition!
Lose the booze,...Sheee-it, that is some tradition!<br /><br />Lose the booze, pot, and coke, and it might be workable:<br /><br />1) coffee<br />2) gifts<br />3) blowjob<br />4) he goes down on her<br />5) mucho coitus<br />6) after-glow<br />7) AND...they'd probably avoid the ERNigel Tufnelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30324945986982816042009-12-26T15:32:05.401-05:002009-12-26T15:32:05.401-05:00life suckerslife suckersReality Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00078087201358056618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11135900362667293772009-12-26T15:17:41.599-05:002009-12-26T15:17:41.599-05:00Wait wait wait... you get BJs under misteltoe? I h...Wait wait wait... you get BJs under misteltoe? I have been grossly misinformed all these years...Phatheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10536724196086259665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69872695415621266512009-12-26T15:16:57.382-05:002009-12-26T15:16:57.382-05:00LMAO!!!LMAO!!!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31403940681843022752009-12-26T12:24:55.230-05:002009-12-26T12:24:55.230-05:00Gosh, I guess our traditions are tame. We had our ...Gosh, I guess our traditions are tame. We had our third annual Christmas Magic tournament, thereby slaying all previous holiday traditions with one fireball (red, three manna).<br /><br />And I thought we were the rebels...The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68958169641194145592009-12-26T11:50:02.993-05:002009-12-26T11:50:02.993-05:00I can't decide if I should be impressed by thi...I can't decide if I should be impressed by this guy's honesty or appalled that alleged grownups behave this way and admit to it so shamelessly. All the same, it makes me feel smugly superior that my traditional Hanukkah included playing dreidel, eating latkes and falling asleep early after watching my son pass into an ecstatic frenzy after receiving a Mr. Potato Head. Unless, of course, it means I've missed out on the kind of profligate living that will give me something to be wistful about later on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39684862488885837952009-12-26T11:48:31.438-05:002009-12-26T11:48:31.438-05:00lol...yule log :Dlol...yule log :DJ-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83069131250899068762009-12-26T11:23:48.288-05:002009-12-26T11:23:48.288-05:00This is so far from my 'traditional' celeb...This is so far from my 'traditional' celebration that I couldn't even guess what happened, but would imagine that if I heard someone in the vicinity ask the physician if they've ever heard of a case like this before, I would guess the reply would be it's rather uncommon to happen on Christmukah Day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com