tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4667167433380977804..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: WordsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4806216376539953332014-07-30T23:07:33.134-04:002014-07-30T23:07:33.134-04:00From the comments, it seems that the public also s...From the comments, it seems that the public also should learn a thing or two about not saying anything that they would not want the whole world to hear. <br />Perhaps it would be good if docs could create a new vocabulary of euphemisms, to replace the outmoded but useful Latin/Greek obfuscations!cliffintokyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3502581563415988052014-07-30T15:47:54.685-04:002014-07-30T15:47:54.685-04:00Nursing home catheterizations (often the only was ...Nursing home catheterizations (often the only was to get a urine sample to check for infection that is not contaminated with ALL the germs in the neighborhood) have some interesting sound tracks as well..and what the patient then tells to visiting family members is a whole other story. Gotta chuckle or else it is just way too sad. clairesmumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50084456271349877922014-07-29T22:31:34.872-04:002014-07-29T22:31:34.872-04:00Grumpy:
At least you heard enough to put it in p...Grumpy:<br /><br />At least you heard enough to put it in perspective (and correctly assess what was going on).<br /><br />I have had more than my share of patients stating the obvious loud enough for passersby to wonder what on earth was going on in their rooms while I was there.<br /><br />Very uncomfortable!<br /><br />Patients really DO say the darnedest things.RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12616469300044577252014-07-29T09:38:08.336-04:002014-07-29T09:38:08.336-04:00The words no woman wants to utter: "but it w...The words no woman wants to utter: "but it went fast."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26220110388820286762014-07-28T20:15:13.196-04:002014-07-28T20:15:13.196-04:00Bow Chicka OW OWBow Chicka OW OWMoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57957130118315816802014-07-28T16:48:57.069-04:002014-07-28T16:48:57.069-04:00Why does this give me the feeling that her husband...Why does this give me the feeling that her husband knows the only spot she's not sensitive?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78177559496606590612014-07-28T13:49:19.822-04:002014-07-28T13:49:19.822-04:00"Having it stuck in my ear is so much easier ..."Having it stuck in my ear is so much easier than in my ass!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28750216377860256042014-07-28T12:57:16.497-04:002014-07-28T12:57:16.497-04:00It's funny how a lot of medical dialogue can b...It's funny how a lot of medical dialogue can be misinterpreted.The Patient Dochttp://www.thepatientdoc.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-500016438589966142014-07-28T12:23:41.063-04:002014-07-28T12:23:41.063-04:00"The next time won't be nearly so bad.&qu..."The next time won't be nearly so bad."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40000978280590922422014-07-28T12:11:06.241-04:002014-07-28T12:11:06.241-04:00"Wow! You're so hot!""Wow! You're so hot!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38029344162357925342014-07-28T11:34:13.477-04:002014-07-28T11:34:13.477-04:00Obviously a virgin.Obviously a virgin.Your Doctor's Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18010888083503743747noreply@blogger.com